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Let me see :::using mi toe to tern da kalendir bak to May:::: Toosday da 26th ub May and meez noed sumpin wuz up wen meez Mom gotted da big bwak bags owt ub da klosit, wuz making lists and frowing stuff inna big bwak bags. Meez stuff … rane kote … *chek*, hansum dood kollar…*chek*, muzzols…*chek*, bowls…*chek*, fude…. *chek*….and wotts ub stuff for da gurls… like lots ub bling and sebenty eleben kollars and Kylie’s kyuoot wittol sweatshirt. Stuff wike dat. Now meez is nerbuss and meez habs meezself attached to Mom’s hip so dat her won’t fergit me. Meez skin pup came, Mom putted owr harnisses on and we oll wented to bed…. But not for berree long. At eleben dark firty onna twenty sebenth (dat is Wenesday and Kylie’s 4th birfday) Mom gotted up, got herself all wet, finished paking, finished lodeing da car, putted us doggies inna car and we were on owr way!!! Gatlinburg… HERE WE KUM!!! We dribed and dribed and dribed inna car.. den we stopped to potty owtside and den we dribed sum more. Meez is so werried ‘bowt da poor Mommie in Tenneeessseeeeee dat must reelee need sumwun to gib her sum fude. Her eben (still) habs a sine up bi da rode dat sez “Hungry Mother State Park”. Wi won’t eneeybuddy stopand gib her sum fude? Meez tried, but meez Dad wudn’t stop eneeware neer dare.
We finallee gotted to owr hotel but before we wented up to da rume, we all gotted to potty inna grass and sniff alla da pee male and see hoo wuz ollreddee dare. We had da same rume dat we had last yeer and gess wott?? Dare were eben still sum ub owr smells in dat rume. Anty Di and Unkka Gary helped meez Dad and meez Mom carry alla owr stuff up to owr rume and den we oll bisited. Meez wus so tyrd frum dat long ride dat meez had to hab a nappie. Besides ::::whispering::: Meez kan heer alla da big hyoog ebil truks and trooleez and meez duzn’t wike dat at all. Meez finks dat meez will dust go nappie inna baffrume.
Dare wuzn’t eneefing going on for us pups on Fursday , butinna ebening Mommee taked me for a nice long walkie ‘cauz meez didn’t wont to poop. So meez seed a reelee pretty flower bed and meez pooped rite dare next to alla da pretty flours and rite onna mulch. Den Mommee taked Aimee for a nice long walkie for pretty much da same reesun and her desided to dust let go rite inna middol ub da parking lot atta big hotel rite ware eberywun kud see her. At leest meez pikt a dark korner…
On Friday meez gotted to go to da park and spend time wif alla mez furry and alla meez skin frens. Meez Anty Eileen lubbed on meez alla da time meez wuz atta park. We didn’t git to run inna fun run dis yeer so meez didn’t git to see if mabee dis yeer meez kud be da berree sloeist or at leest see how fast (sloe) meez kud go. Bi da time Mommee gotted around to taking us down to run, it wuz all shutted down. Her wuz berree disappointed ‘kauz her wonted to see if Kylie wud run dis yeer.
Inna erlee afternune (after being atta park) Mommee and Daddee tried to git into owr rume and da lock wudn’t werk. Dey had taked us bak to da rume and den wented sumpwase. Wen dey gotted bak dey kudn’t git inna rume wif us. Alla us were werried and wonted Mom and Dad to git dat door opin. Daddy went to da offis and dey sended a gi rite ober to werk on it. It taked him ober an owr to fix da lock and he sed dat him had werked on it eerleeir inna week and fot dat him had fixed it for gud. Him finalee got it werking and Mom, Dad and Jake (dat issa skin pup) all wented to sumpwas kolled Ober Gatlinburg. Dey went inna car instead ub going up inna air tram. Mom sed dat it wuz reelee spensib to go up inna tram.
Mom went bak up to da park for da ‘membrance fing ‘cause her wanted to ‘member’ Sadie. Her taked Kylie wif her. I don’t reelee understand.. meez members Sadie dust fine and meez didn’t hab to go to eneefing speshul. Mom sez dat it is to share da hert and da lub. :::shrugging shoulders:::; Friday ebening meez gotted to do da Pizza Party and meez gotts lot ub pizza bones and eben sum ub da pizza. Yummmmmmmmmm Meez gotted way more dan meez Mom noz abowt kauz wotts ub meez frens shared wif meez.
We oll went bak up to da park for da blessing ub da hounds… Paster Susan blessed all 4 ub us and we oll talked to her. Her is reelee a speshul lady. Jazzy telld her dat him wuz upset because him had to eet owt ub a bowl dat wuzn’t hims. Wen Jazzy ferst kame here Daddee gotted him a mixing bowl to eet owt ub bekauz ub him’s oberbite. It is dust eesier to git da fude owt ub da bottim ub da bole. Den it wuz meez tern and meez stood reel tall and had meez eerz up at ‘tenshun and telld her dat meez is now dat “Alfa” ub meez pak. Dat Jazy wuz tired ub dat job. Her sed dat Jazzy sied in relief dat him’s *term* is ober. Jazzy habs been teeching meez how too do a gud job. Him wuz forst to be Alpha wen Lukie lefted us so suddenlee. Den “Princess” Kylie telld Paster Susan dat her reelee meeds her berree own bed dat no wun is allowed in and dat habs no smells ‘cept Kylie smells. Like DAT is gonna happin. ‘Majin meez surprise wen … well … Meez is shur dat you no wott meez is going to say .. and meez is shur dat you noz wott owr Mommee doed. Her bide Kylie a bed ub her berree own.. one that her puts pilloz in … one dat is soft and kumfy and .. …. … RED!!!! Red is MI kolor…. Meez dust kan’t beleeb meez Mommee doed dat!!! Meez finks dat Mommee shud use bleech and make da nu bed pink. Den Mom telld alla us dat bed is for Kylie…. And we lisind until her put it onna floor inna libing rume. Jazzy pretendid dat him is def and him sleeps on it a lot… and wen him is on it him won’t git up for eneefing. Mommee eben takes him’s treets to him. Him eever habs a hyoog bladder or a hose attached to him’s…. WOTT!!!! Wott do you meen meez kan’t say dat? It is a perfectly gud body part. :::::sigh:::::
Member last yeer wen meez telld you dat da big giz teeched me to kick up da dert wif meez back weggies wen meez goz potty owtside? Well, dis yeer dey telld me to git up inna bushiz and go potty dare and to lift meez weggie up inna air. Meez habs no idea wi meez Mom ollmost fell ober laffing.. her wuz laffing so berree hard…. Meez majins it is dust bekauz meez had meez front weggie inna air…. wen meez pooped onna bush inna grass… bi da rode….
On Saterday da sun wuz owt and dat wuz nice after habing sum rane ebery day so far. Oh BOY meez dust noz dat we are going to do fun … HEY!!! Wi are you putting owr muzzols on us? Ware do you fink you are going? HEEELLLLOOOOO … dis is owr bakashun too… ;::stomping paw:::: meez duzn’t kare..meez didn’t wont to go shopping eneeway…. Hoo needs nu kollars and toiz and treets….eneeway….. ::::sniff::::: DEN meez hyoomins lefted us AGIN to go eet atta park. Wen do we git to go??? Meez is reelee reelee tired ub dis rume. Wate….. meez heers meez Mom’s foot steps…. We get to go to da park.. alla us…. and see alla da dogs dressed up in dare kostumz. Peepol will pet meez … mabee left obers… It is eben bettor.. dare is ice kreem and biskies and Jazzy gotted speshul stuff ‘cauz him is old… uh.. him is a seenyor gentolman.
Sunday issa day for Mom and Dad to go and pway owtside wif Jake, but us giz aren’t allowed to go. Sumpin bout not being tall enfuu to dribe a go cart and no fums to hold on to a golf klub for mineeatshur golf. Wen dey kame bak to da rume dey kundn’t git in agin. Da gi dat fixed da lok fot we were leebing Sunday and set it up for dat. Daddee had to go bak ober to da offis and git it straitened owt. Den Sunday ebening Mommee and Daddee wented to dinner atta resterant ware we were ‘lowed and meez FOT meez wud be allowed to go …….. but owt kame da muzzols….. :::out::::. Da stoopid trolly duzn’t ‘low dogs … how dum is dat? Dare wuzn’t eben a doggie bag wif stake and uver gud stuff. Wott are doz peepol finking? Den dare wuz da trip home on Munday. Wott a trip.. a reel experience dat wuz. We were barely more dan haff way home wen sumpin went rong behind us. Sumpin wif owr traylor… da traylor ware meez treets, fude, kollars and rane kotes are. OH NO!!! Daddee …. Do sumpin!!! Well, meez didn’t meen to stop da care ware 2 rodes kum togever… ware da big hyoog ebil truks are zooming bi on BOFF sides ub da kar. AAKKKKK … Dad and Mom are BOF getting owt… if sumpins happins, hoo is going to git us home? Dey did a temporaree fix, putted da kooler inna car ware Mommees feet and weggies are ‘posed to be and we limped along fru Charleston (West Birginia) den stopped along da rode ware dare wuz a wider pwace to pull ober. Dey did a better temporary fix dare. Dey putted most ub da stuff inna car so dare wuzn’t reelee a hole lot ub rume for me, Jazzy, Aimee, Kylie, Jake or meez Mommeez weggies. Since dare wuz no dukkie tape, all meez Dad had wuz sum rope and a cuppol ub bungee cords. Poor traylor.. broken frame.. almost alla owr stuff crowded inna car and Daddee sez dat him is NOT stopping for eneefing ‘cauz alla us dogs finallee gotted settold and him didn’t wont to hab to bover us. Well, you no how da bestest plans go.. dey don’t go. Jake announced dat him had to pee and Dad asked him if him cud hold it till him gotted home. Jake sed shur… den dust as we were krossing da big hyoog bridge into Ohio Jake sed dat him kudn’t hold it eneemore and kud *Papa* stop so him kud pee along da rode. Now dat wuzn’t going to happin.. dat wud inbolb stopping, so meez Mom asked Jake if him kud pee in her iced tee bottil. No WAY.. but him reelee had to go bad, so Mommee gabed him her iced tee bottil and him …well.. use yer ‘majinashun and you will no how da pee got inna bottil. But, pretty sune him had to pee agin ~ Mommee telld him dat mabee if him standid up inna car… him bout cried, but Mom telld him dat da windows are tinted and no wun wud see him and her promised not to tern around. Him did wott her suggested and dare wuz a lot ub relief on him’s part. It had to be hard wif Dad telling him not to pee onna seet and not to spill da bottil onna floor. A lot to expekt… mabee Dad shud hab dust stopped. Meez duz no dat if Daddee sez dat him is not stopping… well, meez izn’t eben going to menshun it if meez habs to pee … cause dare won’t be a *potty owtside*.
We did git home dust a bit latir dan Daddee had antisipatid.