Ya no, sumtimes Mom's can be so.. meez iz't shur wott werd wud deskribe her. Munday morning Mom wuz owt inna yard watering da 'maters anna unyions and alla her flours. Meez wuz owt dare wif her kauz meez wuz pretty shur dat if da water gotted on meez dat it wuzn't going to hert ~ and, meez wuz pretty shur dat no big ole too bi fors were going to fall frum da ski. Wile we were owt dare meez runned around sum and pwayed wif meez owtside tois. Meez gotted firstee so meez ranned ober to meez Mom and bumped her to let her no dat meez wanted sum water. Her sez dat meez is dust wike a wittol kid... meez lubs to drink owt ub da hose. Dat water is dust SO much better dan da water inna house inna bole. And wen Mom skwirts me wif da hose water meez takes off wif meez butt down and den meez kums bak around for more. Pwaying inna yard wif Mom is fun. Her eben tosses meez toi for me. :::::yawn:::: stretching weggies owt and ober meez hed... meez needs a nappie......
But before meez falls asleep, meez habs to tell you dat meez Mom bied me a kuppol ub noo tois and digged owt an old wun (a stuffie) frum bak wen we had a toi room dat wuz full. So her finded a kyoot floppy bunny dat meez kan karry around and shake. Yesterday Aimee had it between her feet and her wuz gitting reddy to tare it apart. Mom telld her "no", taked it frum her and put it onna dinning rume tabol. Nextist fing her noo wuz Aimee sneekt up behind her.... her grabbed da stuffie offa da tabol, gabed Mom a wook to see if her saw her, tosed da stuffee into her bed and den her restid her hed onna toi. Daddee laffed and laffed..... Mom dust looked amuzed and telld Aimee not to eet da toiz. Dat gurl habs sum ba.... her habs sum kurrij.
Dis is a pikshure taken in too fousind seben .. and dat is meez skin pup Jake holding da hose for me. We had a gud time dat day.
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