Imajin meez serprize wen meez Mommee kamed inna house frum owtside, meez ranned up to let her no how much I missed her since her had been out dare for prolly elebenty seben owrs....and ::::OMG!!!::: Wott inna werl is dat smell??? Mommee.. is dat you dat smells wike dat? Wott were you rolling in?? Sumpin ded??? Meez kan't deeside if it is a horribol smell or if it is akshully a gud... .. nooooo.. horribol wins paws down. Geez mom.. ::trying to figger owt how to get meez paws rapped arownd meez noz and still stay uprite since meez paws smell wike freetoz and so much bettir dan meez Mom:::::. kud you possiblee go bak owtside??? Maybe try terning onna hose or sumpin??
Mom hasn't had a reel gud week, ferst, last Munday meez aksidentallee shubed her into da opin door ub da dishwashir. It wuzn't meez folt.. her wuz putting dirtee dishes in dare and meez had to pree wash dem. Her weggie hit da kornir ub da door and blud sperted eberyware.. well.. it reelee didn't.. lots ub it dust kept running down her weggie.. no mattir wott her did to try to stop it. Hek, it is still draneing. Den on toosday her gotted da flu and spendid da aftirnune onna sofa sleeping. No fun habing her home DAT day, but meez did lay onna sofa wif her and meez did take kare ub her. We dust didn't do a lot ub puter stuff. Den today and her werking owtside and dat odor. I sertanlee hope dat her takes a baf or sumpin pretty sune. Her is going to stink up da hole house.
Wast nite Mom and mee pwayed inna yard agin... her finally figgird owt how to frow da boomerang (no, it dusn't kum bak.. no mattir wott da song sez ` for doz ub you hoo are old wike meez Mom) and meez kan katch it now. We had a gud time ~ den her waterd da pwants and meez tired da "drink owt ub da hose" trik wif it on "shower" and it wuz fun!! Meez got sokey wet frum meez sholdirz to meez noz. It is reelee fun and trikky to do it wifowt drowning. :>
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