Wi is it kolld "Happy Tale?" I sertinlee am NOT happee and neever is meez tale. Let me start atta beginning... Mom desided dat since it habs been warm owt dat it wuz a perfekt time to gib us baffs owtside. Onlee I am finking dat it izn't a baff.. it is more like a shower wif da hose. Since Kylie habs neber had an owtside shower, Mommee desided to bave her first. Her wuz such a gud gurl and her wuz all prowd and happee to be all kleen and to smell gud. Next wuz Aimee... wott is to say? Aimee is ollwaze a gud gurl ~ well, cept wen her is eeting da stuffing owt ub a stuffee. (her is a suk up) Wen her wuz dun and wuz getting dryd off meez nu it wuz meez tern next. Meez gotted all excited and wuz leeping arownd (meez lubs water and lubs to pway inna water dat kums owt ub da hose) inna dining rume. Now.... dare is a drop leef tabol inna dining rume and da leefs are hanging down. I gess dare is a reesun for dat... sumpin bowt da dining rume being small. So eneeway... sumhow meez tale gotted kott inna open spase between da leef anna tabol and bi den meez wuz under da leef holding it up so it reelee hanged onto meez tale.... and meez wuz dragging da tabol all ober da rume and skreem... uh.. kalling to meez Mom for sum assistance. It did finallee stop bleeding. Oh.. and I gotted meez shower too. All ub us are skweekee kleen...
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