He said to her, "Just so you know...
I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug..."
His wife got up...
unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer...
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Human Joke
catman1
Dec 08, 2005 12:43 AM
Replies (4)
gocatgo
Dec 08, 2005 04:19 PM
Haha. Good one, Lou. That reminds me of my 2nd exhusband.
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Ruby and the Kitties
Simba, Samantha, Katrina & KatyKatt
Meow!! Meow!! Meow!! Meow!!
gocatgo
Dec 08, 2005 04:27 PM
Lou, I doctored your joke up a little to make it 'Feline Fun Friendly'. Hope you don't mind.
>>He said to her, "Just so you know...
>>I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
>>on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug..."
>>His wife got up... patted the cat on the head,unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer...And she lived happily ever after with her little kitty cat.
What do you think of that, Lou? Do you like it?
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Ruby and the Kitties
Simba, Samantha, Katrina & KatyKatt
Meow!! Meow!! Meow!! Meow!!
PHMadameAlto
Dec 08, 2005 08:25 PM
MOL!
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catman1
Dec 09, 2005 01:46 PM
Posted by: gocatgo at Thu Dec 8 16:27:40 2005 [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ]
Lou, I doctored your joke up a little to make it 'Feline Fun Friendly'. Hope you don't mind.
>>He said to her, "Just so you know...
>>I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
>>on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug..."
>>His wife got up... patted the cat on the head,unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer...And she lived happily ever after with her little kitty cat.
What do you think of that, Lou? Do you like it?
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Me and Babba loves it Ruby.I don't drink but you could pull the plug on the TV.LOL
Lou
