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Dog Jokes by a Cat

catman1 Dec 19, 2005 10:56 PM

Shasta thinks dogs are just silly. Here are his favorite silly dog jokes:

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?
Put your ear to the tree and listen for the bark!

How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!

What happens if it rains cats and dogs?
You step into a poodle!

Replies (3)

phtessie Dec 20, 2005 10:03 PM

meeheehee, cute
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PHTessie

gocatgo Dec 21, 2005 05:56 PM

LOL...great jokes, Lou. Only a cat could think of dog jokes which goes to show that cats are smarter than dogs.

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Ruby and the Kitties
Simba, Samantha, Katrina & KatyKatt
Meow!! Meow!! Meow!! Meow!!

How wonderful to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Meow!

catman1 Dec 21, 2005 06:55 PM

I loved the one about the dog chasing a parked car.LOL
Lou

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