Tonight, I got to meet one of the felines who has turned my garden, yard and fenceline into one huge litterbox. She was wearing a collar and very friendly, so I bribed her to stay still with a little tuna while I stapled a note for her owners around her collar.
"Keep me in the house please! I'm causing problems in the neighborhood!"
Remember how awful it was to be sent home from school with a note pinned to your coat from the teacher? I'm hoping her owners are embarrassed too!

