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Bewlls in cooking class... hhw

Sammywhee Dec 07, 2010 01:52 PM

sammywhee show up early 2 da cooking stage 2 supwize hims hubbyfur... he put babybambwhee inna wil swing an set it 2 rock...
Den him go awl offur da class an poots bewls effurwhee wheres... hhw... (it been many many a year since him pwayed wif bewlls)
howeffur being as wheesmom had put a bunch on da door, an him could reach it, well, it only normal 2 steals em den... hhw

Some of da bewls haf wibbons, some b beeg some b smawll... some b cuffered in glitter, some not at awl... hhw

but one furree speshull one b painted in da moss purrdeefool lafender him could find... he go up an put this on puppers wil table.

Den him stawrt a furree simple wecipee... antee jackie tawt whees dis years ago... (fur da oldies here wat will membur hur)..

go 2 store, buy chocorate chips an carmel pieces (squares) an sum pecan halfs an waxed pappur..
put u chocorate chippies in a measuring cup (gwass, ur sumfin wat can handle hot hot hot) put in microwave fur a little at a time, stir occasionally till it b mewlted...

now, on sum waxed pupper, er, uh pappur... hhw put a few pecans down spaced far enuff apawrt 2 makes turtulls (awldoh it seem much easier 2 juss go 2 a pet store an gets dem awlready hatched) annee, den puts a carmel square on top of each pecan, mewlt in microwave, again, use judgement as effurwhee micro b different 2whees.

den u spoons on some of dat chocorate chip mewtly stuffs an let cool... tah dah... u gots home maked turtulls wat hoomans will fink took u a wong time 2 make... but shhhhhhhh, it whees wil sekret... hhw

(oh, an Remi u nummee nested creche fing, how bout crumbled up candycanes on top 2??, ur mouse mellows fur yeggs??? hhw)

smoooooooooooochies an muches lufs, U sammywhee... who off fur a nap now... will twy 2 b here fur cwass latur...

sammy pick up dem wil bundull of joy an happilwhee go off 2 bed... da end... fur now...
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Replies (5)

Sammywhee Dec 07, 2010 01:56 PM

oh an yes, fur dohs of u what whees gots u dresses, b watchin u snail mail... it dat time of year (awldoh whees way behind as usual) but whees gettin da wil bits of nip wat grew here at da nuthouse an puttin it in dem kittymas cards an sendin dem owt... hopefooly 2nite ur 2morrow (sent out)..
smoooooooooooooooochies.. u sammysantawhee

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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Dec 07, 2010 02:13 PM

:::Pepper rush into the studio and sees him lavendar bell on the table and it make him smile from ear to ear. Pepper apologizes to every that him been AWOL for the past two days. It because Mom-Joolie haff been in the bed for the last 36 hours suffering from severe sinus infection and migraine headache. She thought she gonna die, but alas, no, she okay today. The doctor prescribed antibiotic and she feel bitter already. But lest we digress...

Pepper love, love, love the turtle candies that Sammy haff madeded and it brought good memories of Antee Jackie and that always a nise thing, too. So thank you, SammyWhee!!

Pepper decide to serve up every's favorite carrots again. MOL (since they went over so well the first time. NOT!!) This recipe is for Carrot Slaw and please DO NOT SPIT OUT THE CARROTS ON THE FLOOR!! :::says Pepper huffily):

You will need: 6 medium carrots, peeled
3/4 cup diced celery
1/4 cup diced onion
1/3 cup raisins
1/2 cup diced unpeeled apple
1/2 cup mayonnaise
salt and pepper to taste

Grate the carrots by hand or in a food processor. Toss with the celery, onion, raisins and apples. Mix in the mayonnaise, season well with salt and pepper and chill thoroughly.

Pepper serves samples and then giff every the evil eye just daring them to spit out the carrots on the floor! Harumph.

I will be back later to finish up with our cooking classes series, so please, if you still want to participate and prepare a dish, do it soon as we are drawing to an end. And thanks once again to all of you who have been so good-natured and kind to have presented such great recipes thus far!!! ::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Sammywhee Dec 07, 2010 04:46 PM

lil snow bunna is the first in line 2 try puppers wonnerfool carrot salad... while sammywhee go off 2 tend 2 mom julie...

him climb effur so softly up in mom julies bed, an touch touches hur face real sof like, opens hur mouf an sticks hims tongue unner hurs an do some kissies, (this is all troo btw) then he curls up around hur head an go 2 sweep, wif wil babybambwhee on "gwanmaw julies" neck... hhw whees juss meow dat make hur feewls beddur... it aways do wheesmom.

smoooooooooooooooooooooooooch
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Dec 07, 2010 05:01 PM

opens hur mouf an sticks hims tongue unner hurs an do some kissies, (this is all troo btw)

"Umm, okay." says Mom-Joolie. "Fur shure I am feeling bitter now.".....or not.

Well, so, but, anyway, Pepper wants to know how Antee Lenore doing these days, btw. Pepper think him will prepare a special Get-Well treat for Antee Lenore. This is called Truman Ozark Pudding and was made by Bess Truman for her hubby, ol' Harry.

You will need:
1 egg
3/4 cup sugar
2 Tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped peeled apples
1/2 cup chopped nuts
1 teaspoon vanilla
whipped cream (with a touch of Rum, if desired) or vanilla ice cream

Preheat the oven to 350-degrees. Grease a 10-inch pie pan.
Beat the egg and sugar together until smooth and creamy. Add the flour, baking powder, and salt. Blend well. Fold in the apples, nuts, and vanilla. Pour into prepared pan and bake for 30-35 minutes. Remove for the oven; the pudding will fall, but it's supposed to. Serve warm with whipped cream or ice cream....

Pepper surprised how every slurp up this dish and lick they plates! Some are rood enough to make big belching noises, but enough about Remi. MOL (wink, wink).

Since many are still seemingly starving to deaf, Pepper follows up with another recipe which hopefully Antee Lenore will enjoy. It called "Shoofly Pie". You will need:

Basic pastry dough
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup vegetable shortening
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup dark brown corn syrup
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup heavy cream, softly whipped

Preheat oven to 350-degrees. Line a 9-inch pie pan with the rolled-out dough.
To make the crumb topping, put the flour, brown sugar, and shortening in a bowl. Using a pastry blender, two knives, or your fingertips, work the shortening into the flour and sugar until the mixture resembles small crumbs.
Pour the water into a small saucepan and bring to a boil. Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the baking soda. Add the corn syrup and salt, and blend well. Pour this filling into the pie shell and sprinkle the crumb topping evenly over the top. Bake for about 40 minutes, or until the filling is 'set'. Serve warm with the whipped cream.

:::Pepper makes a big batch of this and has it Fed-EX-ed to Antee Lenore in Florida. He also attaches a Get Well Love Letter to her telling her that he thinks of her alla the time and hope she feeling better each day. Him swear him undying love to her, too.::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

ttpurr4cat Dec 08, 2010 09:43 AM

Mommy wuffs turrtles and dos sound easy and goot too.
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