Dis is Rame and imma worried bout Luna my big sister. Eben doh she is a pain and rejeks my amoorous advances, I wuv her lots. She gonna go to the V@TS tomorrow, I hopes. She dinna go poopies for two days and Mommie has bin real upset and kep chekin' da littersboxes fur Luna-poopies. But all Mommie findeded was Rame-poopies on Fryday an Sammerday. Dis mornin' Mommie see Luna trying to do da Poopies-thing, and she be straynin' REAL HARD. Dena few poopies popped out. Mommie scoopies dem up and xameened dem and she found RED BLUD! Mommie freeked. Mommie worried cuz Luna eateded da Chrismess tree dat is plastik. Da plastiks is teeny doh, onny bout 1 inchee long and bout a couple hairs-wit weyed. Ders no metals or pointy thingies in da tree leafies - unlessen she eated a lite bulbie wich is not too likely.
So Mommie is gonna call Dr.Hawwis in da Mornin'. Rame sad. Rame no want nuttin' bad to happen to Luna eben if she is da top cat and imma only da little bruffer. Whoma I gonna pounce on iffen sumptin happen to Luna? Pluz, Mommie will be histerikal iffen sumptin happen to Luna. Rame sad like Mommie rite now. But Rame no cry, Rame big boy. But Mommie cry lots today.


Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo,Salem, Wicca, Marmalade, Amelia, Rocket and Turbo (we iz NOT fosters) and the 4 porch kits, Mocha, Tigger, Cali, and Smudge also Riley da goggie and Buddha da baby hamster too
