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::epper makes sure everything is in place for the big bull ride tonight! He follows the electrical cord from the big bull over to the outlet on the wall to make sure it is plugged in. Check. He goes to make sure all the food is on the buffet table. Wow, him think. This is sure a lot of Tex-Mex fuds for these kits!! I think I shall have a little taste of each thing here! so he do. Him tummy poke way down to the floor; him so full. He drink some of the strawberry mojito and it make him very sleepy and woozy. Him fall sound asleep just as a big line of kits is forming just outside the door of the pub. This gonna be a very big event and kits are lining up already; all decked out in they best cowboykit and cowboygurl attire. And there is somebuddy in spats!! MOL :::

Soon the rodeo will be underway!! Ya-HOOO!!!
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Pupper... pupper mhee silly lil dood, wake up... it fwyday nite... hhw... ::::Sammy gets sum hair of dog an take it 2 pupper... Sorry, Tarrigo, mhee onwhee took a wil bits::: hhw

:::Sammy sees a purrdee red dwink onna tabull an decides 2 take a sip.. mmmm, dis is yummee... maybwhee juss one more sip... hhw::::

Snow Bunna: oooh, Bendy mee keytee.. mee betted 2 hole carrots on u... giggle, here, u wares mee scarf fur good luck
snuzzles, U Snow Bunna
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

HAY!!! whees feegured it owt awl on whees own!!!!
Whees went 2 meow chat earwhee 2 drop off sum limes an tex mex boogurs... (yes whees was cookin owtside in da snow again) hhw... but dat mean da tecate's stay cold in da snow on da bushes...

hhw smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooochies, U sammywhee (who awlso gots mousemellows fur da kiss mouse tree burnin affpurrward... )

Snow bunna shakes hur head at da nipped whee, an gets more carrots fur energee fur hur Bendy keytee
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{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

::Jordi, decked out in her powder-blue cowgrrl hat (to match her eyebolls, acourse) and a powder-blue vest adorned with silber conchos, moseys up to the line to the mekanikal bull. She adjusts her squirtgun holsters around her waist, tips her hat down low, and finks this is gonna be one wild ride!

::She pashently awaits her turn in line, chattin with Sammy and Pepper and some of the others. The food smells really good, but it will have to wait. She listens to the Mikkey Gilley song on the jookbox, and finks what a fine nite this is to be ridin bulls. Finely, it is her turn. Jordi jumps up onto the mekanical bull, and ties her hat under her chin titely so it don't fly off. She grabbs the bull by the handle, so to spekk, and razes her other paw to let Pepper know that she is reddy to rock'n'roll.

:epper flipps the switch, and whoosh! The bull goes rockin back and forf, and rollin from side to side, and JoJo hangs on fur dear life, her floofy tail flyin in the breeze. It goes faster and faster as Pepper flipps the switch up, but Jordi hangs on and keeps on flyin around. The crowd goes wild, and is cheerin and clappin, when Pepper cranks it up to 11. (This one goes to 11 ...) Jordi hangs on titer and she whirls and whirls faster and faster and ....

::Lynsi is ober at the Mexican buffay, tryin to deside between enchiladas and tacos, when suddenly a blur comes flyin thru the air and lands in the bean dip::

"Jordi! How many times I gotta tell you ... you eat the bean dip, you don't fly into it!"
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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS

* Bayli * Ferris * Larry * Kelby *
* Russell * Ashli * Remi * Lynsi *
* Jordi * Becci * Tillie * Timmy *

~ Angels Nikki, Graci, Sam, Molli, Ted, Darci,
CindeLu, EmmaJean, Maggie, & Sally live in our hearts ~

"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me ..." ~Matchbox20

Riley stands in line, checkin' his spats to make sure they iz straight when he sees Jordi fly off the bull and into the dip. "Hmm..." he thinks to himself..."...do I really wanna ride that bull?" He gets out of line and over tothe bar and grabs another catnip beer...or two....just to give him a little extra fortitude....and then gets back in line.
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley
In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010. Forever loved and very much missed by all of us!

As Riley approaches the front of the line, he readjusts his spats....and also his chaps....gives them a little extra spit shine and gets ready to mount that bull. He hops on, tips his hat to the audience and tells Pepper to flip that switch. The bull starts bucking and turning and jumping, but Riley hangs on and goes with the flow. He's having the time of his life living his cowboys dreams and decides that once the bull ride is over, he's gonna go travel the open range a while.

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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley
In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010. Forever loved and very much missed by all of us!

Wow, Jordi and Riley!! Youse two iz two fine bool riders!! You each stayed on close to 1 hour and 12 1/2 minutes!! That were reel good times!! MOL Riley, you luk like one fine cowboykit dood, that the truth. I envious of those spat-chaps. I wonder do you think, do they come in the coloration of lavender?? Let me know, k?

Meanwhile who next? Some of youse might want to pull your ownselfs away from that buffet table and try this out. You never know til you try iffn you gonna like it.

Pepper motions for Jeopardy to git on over heer and when him swalllers him shrimp fajitas, perhaps him want to try and break the riding record of 6 hours, 25 minutes, and 8 seconds. ???? What'd think Jeopardy? Are you in or are you out??
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Well, so, but anyway (copyrite Pepper 1492), Unka John saunters up to da bool in hims best paniolo (Hawaiian cowboy) outfit and hops on. He gwips da straps titely and Pepper flips da switch. Da bool starts bucking and turning, but Unka John holds on. Den da bool turns and bucks aww ober da pwace. Dis goes on fur like 19 hours and da bool starting to show da stwain. It vibrating and loud creaking a cracking noises are coming frum it. Suddenly a electric blue flame shoot out da back end and da bool shudders once and groans to a stop! Unka John lays dere sprawled out on da bool's back, semi-conchus, for about 34 minites den opens hims eyes. Pepper, I fink yur bool haff seen its' demise. It haff bought da farm. It reddy to push up daisies; it ain't gonna snort no more. In udder werds, Pepper, it went to meet it's maker! I sure hope yu bought da insurance on it cause it going to dat great scrap yard in da sky!!!
Den Unka John hops down and walks ober to da bar where hims order three dubble sarsparillas!
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

WAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAAA SOB SOB SOB CRY CRY CRY CRY WEEP WEEP WEEP SNIFF SNORT SNIFF AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAA UNCA JOHN BREAKEDED THE BOOL!! What we gonna doed now???? This is May Day... May Day. SOS SOS SOS SOS. UNCA JOHN BREAKEDED OUR BOOL!!!

Well, okay. Everybuddy belly-up to the buffet table and let's eat!! Yay!!!! I want the salsa that tastes like fire on fire!!!
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Efury stop what dey doink when dey heer a semi twailer pull up outside. Dey aww run out to see a delbery man unloading a big cwate. On da side is stenciled "El Gato Mekanikul Bool".
Unka John picks up Willow and says, "Yu'll get to ride, widdle gurl. I ordered a bwand mew one." To Peppur he says, "Otay Poivre, I bwoke it, I repwaced it. We skware now, rite?"
Den he go ober to da bar and order more sarsparilla and sum stake quesadillas. He starfing affur dat 19 hour ride, ya know! MOL
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Oh, boy, Oh,boy, a bwand noo bool....Willow jumps up an down wit glee...shoon ash it hooked up she kwimbs on an waits fur Pepper to push da button....da bool stwarts to twist an buck, Willow hangs on fur awl she worf, deturmind to stay on...up down wound an wound she go, tummy fwip fwoppin , face twurning gween, utho she finks, guess i shoont haff eated dose tacos furst...urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Tank Q Unca John, for the new mechanical bool!! I think I shall take my turn now. :::epper flips the switch to Level .5 and the bool looks like it taking a leisurely walk thru the park. Pepper rides and rides and tips the brim of his ten-gallon hat to all the lovely young ladykits in the pub. Him grin from ear to ear because he think he pulled a real trick on every because no buddy ever said you had to ride the bool at break-neck pace. Pepper stay on the barely moffing bool for the next several hours and him sip him margarita and mojito drink and wave at every just like him in some kind of beauty pageant parade. The clock ticks and ticks and every else getting quite impatient with Pepper hogging the bull, but Pepper bound and determined to win the contest and go on to the international event.::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Caleb stands watchin Pepper...he gettin furry impahunt to haff his own wide...he paces back an forf, forf an back den leans against a box on da walll..awl uf a suddun da bool takes off wike a tasmanian defful in heat....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Unka John ^5's Caleb. Oh, dis gonna be fun! Any wanna bet it only take a nanosekund fur Pepper to tart schreeching?
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Just as Pepper goes flyin' throo da ayer, Jeopardy makes hurr intrans to da Rodeo Bar. Hur gots on hur favorit breaked-in Wrangler jeans tucked into hurr comfy Roper boots an a noo green plaid shirt an figgers dis shood be a good show.
Dis ain't hurr furst rodeo so she knows da skor an what dem urban cowboys are like. A gurlkit hasta pay attenshun to not drinkin' too many mousekaritas an watchin' who da reel riders be.
Uf corse, tha Jep is a good-sized, fluffy gurlkit so when Pepper lands on hurr, it kushuns hims fall so instead ob goin *splat* like a lavender paint spash, it more lik-a smoosh of lavender flowers. (Where do yoo gets dat colone, Pepper?!!)
Whatsoeber, Jeopardy helps hurr friend to hims feet, turns him toward da bar so Unka John can buy him sum rebibing sarsparillas an goes an leens aginst a tall table to watch while she sips hurr dwink.
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Jeopardy, Octavia and Medley...
remembering Catiya whose pale sea green eyes wink from the bridge 12-10

So, a certain bwack kit (hoo luffs lavendar) walks into a bar...

MOL
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

So, a certain bwack kit (hoo luffs lavendar) walks into a bar...

and says to the bartenderkit, "Please giff me a....."
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

So, a certain bwack kit (hoo luffs lavendar) walks into a bar...

and says to the bartenderkit, "Please giff me a....."

"a platefull ob yur hottest..."
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

>>So, a certain bwack kit (hoo luffs lavendar) walks into a bar...
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>>and says to the bartenderkit, "Please giff me a....."
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>>"a platefull ob yur hottest..."
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lamb fries wiff a side ob chili pepene nachos
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Jeopardy, Octavia and Medley...
remembering Catiya whose pale sea green eyes wink from the bridge 12-10

Willow stomps offur to unka John in hur jeans an cowboy shirt an hur boots an two gallon hat...she to littul fur a ten gallon one...Unka Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn she waiiiiiiiiiilsss I wann wide da boooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll! Yu bowkt it sho yu fix it, pwease wit shugar an honey on it...pwetty pwetty pweas , battin big bwoo eyes at unka John
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Pepper, the spat-chap maker down at the leather shop said he can make them in any color you want. He even said lavender was his biggest seller!
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley
In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010. Forever loved and very much missed by all of us!

Well, so, but, anyway, Pepper is practically noked unconshuniousous and lies there just like Jeopardy meowed ~ a pile of smooshed lavendar violets. WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA him cry into him sweet, little hankie what gotted the teeny, tiny, bitty little bowls of salsa embroider on it and has the pretty lacy edge. It was a reel deel on ebay the odder day and Pepper didn't even haff to pay postage on it eidder, and it comed all the way from Fargo, North Dakota, but that needer heer nor der.

Pepper jsut lie there hoping that every will feel sorry for him and haff a lot of sympathy, but so far, none is forthcoming. They all is taking them turns on the bool and Pepper weeps into hims hankie and realizes him 'winning time of the bool' was considerably less than him hoped for and he probably not gonna beed the weiner. Oh well.

What for dessert? Pepper say to no buddy in particular because no buddy in particular is paying any attention to him.
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

::Justin sees Pepper's distress and rushes to the cart. He brings Pepper a tray ob just-cooled-off maple cookies wid catnip frosting and a pitcher ob hot water wid all da most popular teas in MCV and fixings so Pepper can have da tea he likes best .::

Tank Q Justin. I could use a nice hot cup of tea right now. Alla my muscles are aching and I don't know iffn I'll ever be the same after that fall from the bool. Perhaps this whole rodeo wasn't the best idea after all. Did you get some enchiladas, Justin? Help yourself to anything you want as it looks like we're going to have a lot of left-overs.
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Enchiladas!? Wow, Pepper, hoo brought dose? I neber see dems and I luff luff luff enchiladas!!!
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Well, dere's leftober chicken an cheese an beef enchis but some kit what shood remain nameless ate all da shrimp enchis.
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Jeopardy, Octavia and Medley...
remembering Catiya whose pale sea green eyes wink from the bridge 12-10

::::Sammywhee wakes up an stwetches... gwad fwyday nite lass fureffur in mcv

uh, who winnin??? Not dat it maddurs, it awl FUN!!! hhw
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{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

gwad fwyday nite lass fureffur in mcv

MOL. Me too, Sammy. Me too.
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)