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it a furry stranj day

BendyKitty Jan 26, 2011 11:27 PM

it a furry furry stranj day indeed when da POLEES bring u dog treets..

reallee
no kidding
der was a nock at da door
mom rouz herself and go answer it (she has been sick all week)
and saw da SHERRIF car in da driveway.
she start wonnering WUT wuz going on, had sumwun complained about all da leefs on our lawn? abawt the ded car in our driveway? wut?

the officer luk at mom an say "Are you Sasha Furr?" Mom say "Yes, sir, I am."
He look very jovial, big grin, mom could not figure out wut was up.
He went back to hin car, open the back door
at which point mom think WUT is he bringing me? my friend's dogs? a long lost relative? some random animal sent by da vet?

he pulled out tew boxes and carry dem up on da porch

"then these are for you!" he said.
Mom stared. It was an order of dog treats she hav been waytin fur. She said "well, I know what it is, I've been expecting it, but why are YOU bringing it to me?"

he chuckled. 'let me explain.'

he pointed to da address, which was in fact not the correct address for usses. He said der was no such street, so it had been delivered to Curry St. Well, da resident at that haws was an ol lady who was rather paranoid. Dat poor laydee became convinced she be be accoozd of stealing so called da police. They luked up mom's name and fownd her real address.

Mom lauffed. 'those people do have my correct address, whoever made the label must have keyed it in wrong. I feel bad for the old lady. well, thank you!'

the officer seem furry amoosed by the whole ordeal.
Who wud ever think that the POLEES wud bring us dog treats??

mom did later verify that the correct address had been given to the sales rep.

dis wuz too funni a storee not tew shar!

Bendy
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The cats at Bendy's Home aka The Shrimpie Clan
Bendy SixToes Hermes Ereshkigal Ghiradelli Dumuzi Hugo TwoBit Bastet Ziosurba Otik Jean-Claude Baby Anu Enki Nectarine Osiris Fireball IttyBitty CinnamonRoll Egypt Carrie Hugo (FIV) PeanutButter Bartholomew Tierseas Felix (FeLv) Bailey (FeLv) Oscar (FeLv) Pushkin (FeLv) ...

Replies (8)

ttpurr4cat Jan 27, 2011 09:24 AM

Dat waz nice of da poleese to bwing da tweats.
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Tessa Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo,Salem, Wicca, Marmalade, Amelia, Rocket and Turbo (we iz NOT fosters) and the 4 porch kits, Mocha, Tigger, Cali, and Smudge also Riley da goggie and Buddha da baby hamster too
Onyx,Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts & together again//Fly free Penny 12/12/07, always in our hearts...ShyRaven 11/17/09, Torti the tudeful 2/3/10
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

cannonbawlfranci Jan 27, 2011 05:18 PM

MOL, now dat wat ya cawlls a weally speshul delifury!
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Wiscats Jan 27, 2011 08:11 PM

Cool! Da polees brings goggie treats now. But what about kitty treats???
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Luff n purrs,

The 8 Wiscats:
Simba
(Simba Bimba Mimba Thimba Drimba Quimba)
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
La Princesse Simone-Mireille
(Simi the Diva)
Poucette-Noelle (Pou or PouPou)
Andre-Guillaume
Henri le Chanceux
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
(MaddyLou or Munchkin)
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Sweet Boy Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going ~~

Sammywhee Jan 27, 2011 10:30 PM

now dat is a really kewelll storwhee... fangs fur sharin... uh, were dare a poweece goggie in da car??? hhw smooooooooochies an lufs an snuzzles from Snowbunna, U sammywhee
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Hulakits Jan 28, 2011 12:50 AM

Yeah Pou, dat what I was wunnerin - how come no Pounce or catnip??
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

PetieJebbieanSpencer Jan 28, 2011 09:48 AM

Unka John said:
how come no Pounce or catnip??
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We were wunnering da same fing too. But we fink we kan eksplane why dey din't bwing catnip. Catnip mite be mistaken az HOOMIN catnip (if you know whut I meen) An da poleece hoomin mite've gotten inta BIG trubble.
Still...da furry cool dat treets were brawt to you awl.
Luff,
Petie Jebbie Spencer an Bailey

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Petie-now MEOWRRIED ta Mickey
Jebbie-MEOWRRIED TO Miss Kitty
Spencer-MEOWRRIED to Shelby
Bailey- yung man kitty likes Maddy Lou Wiscat-CCarlini

Goobie-went to the Bridge 5/19/04 (He's missed but will NEVER be forgotten.

PHCatnip Jan 28, 2011 12:49 PM

MOL! That a furry funny story. But how come your mom ordered doggie treats? You iz KITS!
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley

In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010.
Forever loved and very much missed by all of us!

MinnesnowtaKits Jan 28, 2011 06:04 PM

Wow, that is stranje indeed! It was furry nise of the poliseman to take the time to do that. But ... where's the KITTY treats!?

LYnsi
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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS

* Bayli * Ferris * Larry * Kelby *
* Russell * Ashli * Remi * Lynsi *
* Jordi * Becci * Tillie * Timmy
*

~ Angels Nikki, Graci, Sam, Molli, Ted, Darci,
CindeLu, EmmaJean, Maggie, & Sally live in our hearts ~

"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me ..." ~Matchbox20

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