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A Mew Business?

hulakits Jan 30, 2011 02:05 AM

I been finkin recently ob opening a mew business in MCV. Is it purrmissable fur a hoomin to do dis?

It wood be called Unka John's Belly Wub Klub and mempurrship wood be free. Mempurrs could skedule dere appointments fur anytime ob day fur 15 minnits at a time. Dere wood also be a room where kits could hold catnip pardees.

Let me know what yu fink, Otay? Fank yu in adbance.
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Replies (20)

Pepper Jan 30, 2011 08:16 AM

We tink that dis wud bee the best buziness yet, Unca John!! The creme de la creme of businesses iffn you ask mee. I want to bee one of your first customers as a matter-o-fact! Sign mee up.

Love Pepper

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

ttpurr4cat Jan 30, 2011 09:56 AM

Dat sounds wike a wunnerful idea.
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Tessa Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo,Salem, Wicca, Marmalade, Amelia, Rocket and Turbo (we iz NOT fosters) and the 4 porch kits, Mocha, Tigger, Cali, and Smudge also Riley da goggie and Buddha da baby hamster too
Onyx,Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts & together again//Fly free Penny 12/12/07, always in our hearts...ShyRaven 11/17/09, Torti the tudeful 2/3/10
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

MinnesnowtaKits Jan 30, 2011 10:51 AM

Sounds good to us, Unka John! We luvs bellyrubbs!

Lubby, Lynsi and Larry
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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS

* Bayli * Ferris * Larry * Kelby *
* Russell * Ashli * Remi * Lynsi *
* Jordi * Becci * Tillie * Timmy
*

~ Angels Nikki, Graci, Sam, Molli, Ted, Darci,
CindeLu, EmmaJean, Maggie, & Sally live in our hearts ~

"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me ..." ~Matchbox20

PHCatnip Jan 30, 2011 12:36 PM

We LUFF belly rubs! Sign us up for tomorrow after lunch. That the best time for a belly rub.
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley

In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010.
Forever loved and very much missed by all of us!

cannonbawlfranci Jan 30, 2011 03:53 PM

Oh, daddy, wat a wunnerfwul idee, yu make me sho pwoud! Tita beems fwum ear to ear as da fife Pepsicola kits sine up
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Wiscats Jan 30, 2011 04:30 PM

Wiffout wating fur da bidniss to open, da Wiscats all line up fur deir belly rubs!
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Luff n purrs,

The 8 Wiscats:
Simba
(Simba Bimba Mimba Thimba Drimba Quimba)
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
La Princesse Simone-Mireille
(Simi the Diva)
Poucette-Noelle (Pou or PouPou)
Andre-Guillaume
Henri le Chanceux
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin
(MaddyLou or Munchkin)
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Sweet Boy Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going ~~

Tarrigo Jan 30, 2011 05:47 PM

Wow, Unka John! We didn't know dat hoomins wiked haffing dare bellies wubbed so much! You's gonna get wots of belly wubs.
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Tarrigo and friends

Hulakits Jan 30, 2011 06:08 PM

Um, Tarrigo, I fink yu misunnerstood: I not da one getting dose bewwy wubs, I da one GIFFING dems. I wike to do dat fur my fur fwends.
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Tarrigo Jan 30, 2011 06:32 PM

Oooooooooooooooh! Can puppies haff some, too?
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Tarrigo and friends

Hulakits Jan 30, 2011 06:49 PM

Why ob course puppies can haff bewwy wubs! I know how much dems luff dose. Yu just sine up and I make sure yu get da best one yu eber had!
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Tarrigo Jan 30, 2011 07:28 PM

ooh, Fank you! How bout afpur supper?
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Tarrigo and friends

Hulakits Jan 30, 2011 08:52 PM

Afpur supper be fine. See yu den.
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Tarrigo Feb 02, 2011 12:31 PM

Can we haffs more dan one? Pwease?
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Tarrigo and friends

Hulakits Jan 30, 2011 06:11 PM

Doodness, did I hit on a dood idea or wat? I just may hafta hire sum help to satisfy all da kits 'n goggies sineing up fur dis! Any Meowchat hoomins wanna werk wiff me?
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

cannonbawlfranci Jan 30, 2011 08:03 PM

Meeheehee, well I gesh i could spare a littul time...does it pay well?
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

TheZooCrew Jan 30, 2011 08:42 PM

>>I been finkin recently ob opening a mew business in MCV. Is it purrmissable fur a hoomin to do dis?
>>
>>It wood be called Unka John's Belly Wub Klub and mempurrship wood be free. Mempurrs could skedule dere appointments fur anytime ob day fur 15 minnits at a time. Dere wood also be a room where kits could hold catnip pardees.
>>
>>Let me know what yu fink, Otay? Fank yu in adbance.
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>>- Unka John

I never let anybody touch my belly without making them bleed (except for Mommy...she can do anything except give me medicine), but I do like getting my head rubbed. Also, I am always up for a catnip party!
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Purrs,

Tinkerbell ZooCrew
Whiskers, Minx, Boo, Misty and Patches will live forever in our hearts

Sammywhee Jan 31, 2011 12:57 AM

mempurrship wood be free
oh wat a kewell itea... hhw, Tarrigo, onwhee u wood finks whees gotsa rub hooman bewllies... giggle...
k, mhee wanna sign up fur da foot pwayin pawrt, K? Mhee luf foots... hhw... smoooooooooooooooochies, U sammywhee (who fink unka john meant awl furs... cuz him wants a bewlly rub 2)

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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Hulakits Jan 31, 2011 02:08 AM

Ob course, Sammywhee. Roll ober; dis gonna be da bestest bewwy wub yu eber had! MOL
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

Pepper Jan 31, 2011 06:46 PM

And for those who iz interested, while Unca John gots you all relaxed and sleepy, SammyWhee and I will tattoo youse tummies if you want.

Unca John and SammyWhee and mee giffing you a 2 fur one deal on belly rubs and tattooes. Just let us know what you want....

Love Peppurrr
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Sammywhee Feb 01, 2011 12:51 AM

hhw, an yes befur u asks whees still got da one year inky... Now, Unka John, no rub 2 hard ur mhee mite nip u....
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

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