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SammyWhee's gift to Pepper

Pepper Feb 15, 2011 02:34 PM

::::Well, so, but, anyway, Pepper is lounging around lying in hims La-Z-BoyKit chair reading the latest issue of National Inquirer newspaper rag when in through the front door comes SammyWhee bearing the best Valentine gift him could possibly get for hims beloved hubbykit, Pepper.::::

"Holy Skunks and Cream Pie!!!" shout Pepper at the top of hims lungs... "Where on earf did you find that adorable, precious, little kitten?"

:::SammyWhee explain the whole storee (which him will post in this thread *wink wink*::::

Pepper is thrilled beyond belief. First BambWhee Broccoli haff announce him engagement to be marry and now this!!! This 2011 is really becoming quite the exciting year!!!

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Replies (6)

Hulakits Feb 15, 2011 04:53 PM

Well Pepper, dis certanlee an unexpected occurrence! We all ears to hear how this happened.
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- Unka John

* In loving memory of Popoki: 7/31/96-1/12/08 *
Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakit, formerly from Mew Jersey, now living with Connie in Pepsicola. Missed very much by her daddy

cannonbawlfranci Feb 15, 2011 05:01 PM

well dats fur shure....wat a cute babykit
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Sammywhee Feb 16, 2011 08:27 AM

well, let mhee tewl u dis... whees was owt of pepper at da nuthouse, so mhee bundled up 2 go 2 da store... on da way mhee hear a wil mew mew mew... it was comin furrom an igloo.. So, mhee popped mhee head in an watcha meow... dis wil kiddum was dare makin cwam chowder... He asked iffin mhee wood like 2 stay fur sum, an spwained how him came awlla da way furrom iceland, an juss coodn't unnerstand why it were so warm here. Silly lil one fawt it were summer! Sooo, mhee tole him it get much hotter in da summer but dare do b a fing cawlled air catditionink... him was eggstatic...
Well, so, course mhee an Pupper aways keeps it mice an cool in da mouse... so mhee asked him iffin him wood likes 2 b mhee hubby's Valentine. He not mew wat a balentine was, so mhee eggspwained... Den him asked wat wood dat make whees 2 him... why u daddees of courses!!! Him wil eyes got real beeg... him neffur had a daddee bfur... so 2 have 3, wood b gwate!!!

So dat is how lil Salt came 2 lif wif whees... tah dah!!!

smoooooooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee (who fink it ironic him was goin fur pepper an founded Salt..) dat ok wif u Pupper, Salt? hhw
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Feb 16, 2011 11:38 AM

::Pepper so happy and thrilled that the little baby kitten's name is "Salt". A purrfect name indeed. Their little family seems so complete now that Salt is here.

The first thing that little Salt doed was ask why they have that fire extinguisher right there by the door. Salt is a very, very, very curious kitty. Well, so, but, anyway, Pepper explain that sometimes SammyWhee gits to making chili and other things that have jalapenos in them and the food gets so hot that the stove and pot catch on fire. And Pepper haff to run to the front door to throw the pot out that is on fire and sometimes it catches the front door on fire and so the fire chief madeded Pepper install a fire extinguisher right by the front door. So that the story behind why there is a fire extinguisher there. Because of SammyWhee's cooking with peppers and such. But not with "Pepper". just with peppers. It complicated but hopefully little Salt will figger it out.:::

Here the picture again so you can see said fire extinguisher...

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Sammywhee Feb 16, 2011 04:22 PM

Little Salt goes over an takes a lick of da door...
Hay, wait a minute... dat not an icicull door??? Mhee come from awl ice... so nuffin really catses fire unwess it unner u cwam chowder pot... an once it get stawrted dare no wheeson 2 puts it owt... fire stingwisher... can u really make wishes on it??

Sammy an Pupper look at each uffur an grin... dis gonna b one eggsitink time teachin dis lil one... hhw

smooooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

PHCatnip Feb 16, 2011 07:47 PM

Awww....what a cute balentine!
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley

In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010.
I dropped a tear into the ocean and when you find it, we'll stop missing you!

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