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It was a bright and sunny morning and Loki and Grizz
sauntered into the bathroom. Loki jumped up on the counter
and looked around for something to play with.

"Oooh Grizz, get a load of dis! It a bottul ob Daddy's
pills up here. I wunner what kind dey are."

Loki pulls hims readink glasses out ob hims poket and spell
da wurd... "V-I-A-G-R-A... Does you know what dat spells
Grizz?"

"I do I do, Loki! I seed dat on da teebee -- It fur
Erect-Tail Dysfuncshun! - I want an Erect-Tail, doesn't you?
Tare's tayell always stand up straight when him run fru da
house. Mebbe if we eat some ob dose our tay-ells will stand
up too!"

So Loki knock da bottle offa da counter and it land splat in
da bafftub. When it do that, the lid pop off and the bottle
roll around and alla pills fall out.

"Uh oh Loki, we gonna be in trubul now," Grizz meowed!

"Naw, we'll jus blame it on Unca Justin - him always meow
about Erect-tail Dysfunction. We just kittens, whaddo we
know?"

Da boys bat around da pills in da bottom ob da tub and find
dat dem so small dat dere fuzzy paws can't pick dem up. Dey
try lickink dem but dey taste awful!!

"I doesn't know bout you Grizz, but if I has to eat dose
nasty tastink fings to has an erect tayell den I dont want
one!"

"I agwee Loki! But what we gonna do now, cause Dad weally
gonna be mad at us when he finds hims pills gone. By da
way, I wunner why Daddy wants erect-tayell pills -- him nots
efun gots a tayell!!"

"Who know, Grizz. Hoomins don't make no sense anyhow! But
let's jus bat alla dese pills down unner dat metal fingy in
da bottom ob da tub. We can discapear dem dat way and jus
play innocent."

And wiff dat, 2 innocent kittens leave da baffroom hopink
dat Daddy wont notice.

Loki & Grizz

The above story is almost all true. The names have NOT been
changed to protect the guilty! Luckily I went into the
bathroom in time to see the last 2 pills being played with.
Still not totally sure why or how the lid popped open. The
boys were treated to a lovely dropper with hydrogen peroxide
(per vet's instructions) and got to barf up what was in
their tummy. There was no evidence of any pills. Don't
really think they ate any but better safe than sorry!

You just can never trust teenagers not to experiment, can
you!

Mommy Portia

::ou can't help but giggle about how imbarassed her sonkit's hoomin daddy must be ober dis!:::
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Luff n purrs,

The 8 Wiscats:
Simba (Simba Bimba Mimba Thimba Drimba Quimba)
Annie-Claire
Sylvie-Chantal
La Princesse Simone-Mireille (Simi the Diva)
Poucette-Noelle (Pou or PouPou)
Andre-Guillaume
Henri le Chanceux
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin (MaddyLou or Munchkin)
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Sweet Boy Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going ~~

:: Justin brings Loki and Grizz over to a quiet corner and tells them to sit down and listen.::
Youse kits did a silly fing da uvver day. Hoomin meddycines iz not toys and it not fur youse to eat. BTW, fur my Erect Tail problem, I takes Cosequin cause my problem bes caused by Arthur Itis. I glad dat youse iz OK dis time .... but you really hasta bes catful. Other pills might has had a more serious outcome. I luffs youse kits - youse fambly. Please use your furry liddle branes and don't do it again. :: Justin hugs the boyz ::

Loki & Grizz hang dere heads... yeah we got the wurd frum Mommy too... and Daddy weren't pleased either. Sheesh a kit can't do nuffin wiffout gettin scolded! We're goink ofur to Willow's house - she'll unnerstand cause she get in trubul alla time.

Teehee, what a fun game dat be and a funny stowie too.
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Tessa Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo,Salem, Wicca, Marmalade, Amelia, Rocket and Turbo (we iz NOT fosters) and the 4 porch kits, Mocha, Tigger, Cali, and Smudge also Riley da goggie and Buddha da baby hamster too
Onyx,Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts & together again//Fly free Penny 12/12/07, always in our hearts...ShyRaven 11/17/09, Torti the tudeful 2/3/10
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

ROTFMMTO!!!! Boys, yur daddy gots a tayul uf sorts, it jusht not ware yurs is,,, but dose pills not fur da same kinda erect tayul disfunkshun yu gots...now yu leerf dose hooman pills awone, dey not dood fur kittlins
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

::::Ashley runs into the bedroom and buries her head in the pillow and laughs so hard she almost bursts. he don't eant anyone to know how funny she thinks this story is. But she pulls herself together and goes over to lecture her boys about the dangers of human medicines. Then she she gives them each a kiss and a slice of fresh baked chocorat cake with catnip cream frosting.:::::
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Casey, Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley
In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, and our sweet girl Meadow who joined her sisters on September 24, 2010. I dropped a tear into the ocean and when you find it, we'll stop missing you!

ooook u hadda takes purroxide 2 trow ups???
whees begatariyum once tole wheesmom sum mustard an binegar wood do da same fing... (sammy finks of way way way back when when him furst got in2 da closet, opened an ole box an ate sum 'awake all nite' pills) uuuuuhhhhgg... mhee was put owt in da snow 2 stwaiten up 2...

ps, awl wheesmoms piwlls gots dem chiwld pwoof locks on em... mhee useda b abull 2 open em, but no more... tooo olt... sigh
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{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}