Franci walks into da ships lounge an sits down in a cosy chair by da fire. "Dis situmashun ish gettin curiouser an curiouser by da minit", she finks. "An yu nose wat dey meows bout curiosity, 'curiosity kills da cat', she finks wit a shudder. "Maybe we shood jusht furget awl bout dis stuff. No, dey awsho meows, 'satisfakshun bwings it back!' an I wants satisfakshun! I wants to nose wat dis stuff ish awl bout!"
She leans back an cwoses hur eyes an finks hawrd bout awl da stwange happenings. " Da stholen hairloom fuzzy mouse, da jade mask, da bwack burd wit da message in its bottom, da thwetening note, da map, da dead saylorkit an da mousie wat shmells uf stwawburries...wat can it awl meen. Dwat, now I wants stwawburry jam on toast. Sthop finkin bout foodies,Franci, an wet yur wittul gway cells wurk." Franci finks an finks an finks somemore, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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