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A Winters Tale, cont

cannonbawlfranci Mar 03, 2011 07:21 PM

Franci walks into da ships lounge an sits down in a cosy chair by da fire. "Dis situmashun ish gettin curiouser an curiouser by da minit", she finks. "An yu nose wat dey meows bout curiosity, 'curiosity kills da cat', she finks wit a shudder. "Maybe we shood jusht furget awl bout dis stuff. No, dey awsho meows, 'satisfakshun bwings it back!' an I wants satisfakshun! I wants to nose wat dis stuff ish awl bout!"

She leans back an cwoses hur eyes an finks hawrd bout awl da stwange happenings. " Da stholen hairloom fuzzy mouse, da jade mask, da bwack burd wit da message in its bottom, da thwetening note, da map, da dead saylorkit an da mousie wat shmells uf stwawburries...wat can it awl meen. Dwat, now I wants stwawburry jam on toast. Sthop finkin bout foodies,Franci, an wet yur wittul gway cells wurk." Franci finks an finks an finks somemore, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Replies (6)

Sammywhee Mar 03, 2011 08:38 PM

meanwhiles Sammywhee owt in da kitchen/gallwhee???
makin strawmburrwhee tarts... hmmm, wat on earf cood awl dis mean???

oooooh, it feewls likes whees swipped in2 da twilite zone?????


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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Sammywhee Mar 04, 2011 05:44 PM

Tonks an snowwbunna watch every an giggle... finkin dem on kittened (like punked) hhw???
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

cannonbawlfranci Mar 06, 2011 07:52 PM

Franci wakes wit a stwart. Sniff, sniff, "I sthill shmell stwawburries," she meows. She wooks awound da woom. "Musht be my majinashun." She wooks at awl da cwoos in fwont uf hur again. "I dunno," she meows, " it jusht makes no sense to me. I musht be goin about dis awl wong. Maybe I should take dem one at a time an fink bout wat i nose bout dem. Otay, da bwack burd, dat a ole moofee fing, da Maltese Fawlcon, an da Jade Mask, dat a ole moofee fing too, Charlie Chankit. Da map, dat cood be fwum sefural moofees...an da nonumouse thweating note, dat moofee stuff too....shoooooooooo , awl dis stuff has moofees in common...now dat cood be a weal cloo! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I shtill shmell stwawberries." she gets up an fowwows hur nose witch leeds hur to da galley where she finds Unka Sammy making stwawburry tarts.......ummmmmmmmmmmmm
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Sammywhee Mar 06, 2011 09:18 PM

awhee dare mhee wil Francikins...
mhee coodn't sweep dis mornin, so fawt sum mice warm numnums wood b a mice tummy snack... u wants sum???

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk... is whees in a dream??? wike dat elm street pwace?? no no no no... dat 2 spooky... way 2 spooky...

sooo, uh, is whees maybe on a moofie set sumwheres??? lost in space... hhw....

smoooooooooooochies an lufs, U sammywhee
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

PHCatnip Mar 08, 2011 12:33 PM

Ok, you got me with the strawberry jam on toast. Let's eat!
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley

In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, our sweet girl Meadow who arrived at the Bridge on September 24, 2010 and our very special boy, Casey, who arrived Feb. 26, 2011.
I dropped a tear into the ocean and when you find it, we'll stop missing you!

Sammywhee Mar 11, 2011 12:56 AM

duh duh dudududoh... when dem awl go back in da kitchen fur da strawmburrwhee jam an toast, da lites go owt, an dem hears a scream.... when da lites come back on da toast an awl da strawmburrwhee jam b missink!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek...

Sammywhee fawl offur in a dead faint (hubbykit 13 12) hhw
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

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