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it moofie nite!!! well, weekend!!! hhw

Sammywhee Mar 04, 2011 05:37 PM


Triller:
Sorry sammywhee, meow stealin da board fur a minute...
meow has rented da hole drife inn pwace owt fur meows an Chenilles date... howeffur.. mew fawt it wood b mice iffin awl R furrends came 2... Wee b watchin Bob (fink dat da name, da alien?)
Rango... (juss mew every wood luf 2 pway wif dem lizards)
an fur fun dare nite of da walking cats!!! ooooooooooh, spooky one... hhw...

Chenille meow purrdee one, mee gots u sum dandelions an sum clovers... snow bunna said u wood like em, they hur favorite... hhw

Toona popcorn fur everykit... catmint jooce an moolk awl at da consession stand...

Triller takes Chenille by da paw an them go up 2 da beeg OLE moofie screem an pway on da swings an teeter tawters an waits fur dark 2 come... eeeeeh, dis gonna b a gwate nites every...

snuzzly luffin kisses, Triller da orange kit in grey pj's...

hhw, Pupper, Dis cood b gwate fun... u meow mhee lufs scaree moofies... u will hold mhee???

smooooooooooooooooochies, sammywhee
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Replies (15)

Pepper Mar 05, 2011 04:54 PM

Chenille is luking fine tonight!! Her fur is brushed 220X to make it look shiny and bright. Her gots her blush on her cheeks and her L'Oreal lip gloss on too, because Her Worth It!! MOL Her holds the bootiful clover flowers and dandelion bouquet that Triller haff giveded to her. She think this is the happiest night of her very own life.

Pepper and SammyWhee tell every almost time for the drive- in movie to begin so go buy your treats at the concession stand before the movie start or you will miss the very scary beginning and not know what going on later on when the lizard eets the dragonfly monster. MOL

Pepper himself haff come prepared and haff hims pokets stuffed with mouse-flavored milk duds, caviar-flavored gummy bears, beet-flavored licorice pieces, toona-flavored red hots, peanut butter-flavored jelly beens, sweet and sour cabbage patch kid candies and all that and more stuffed in hims poket that he brought from home to avoid paying the inflated prices here at the movie theatre. Him no dummy!! HIm can buy those things at Wally-Mart for a fraction of what the movie charges, so him think him is way too smart for him own britches to save so much $$$. He do break down and buy the 10-gallon bucket of popcorn (with way extra butter, if you don't mind!!) ~ one bucket for himownself, one bucket for SammyWhee, one bucket for Chenille and one bucket for Triller. Him gift to every. And SammyWhee buys a 10-liter bottle of soft drink for each movie-goer, too, so no buddy about to die of starvation this particular night. That for sure.

The movie begins. Chenille cuddles up closer to Triller. Pepper stuffs him face with treats. SammyWhee snoozes already. "Wake Up, Sammy!! This the scary part. Right at the very beginning! You not want to miss this!!"....The lizard hatches from the egg of a dinosaur from prehistoric time. Him got three heads and twelve eyes. Something not right here. Hmmmm, what up with this, think every.

The lizard grows to massive proportions in a very short time. This is very scary part. Every pops they eyes out looking at the movie. SammyWhee is wide awake currently. Pepper swallers a whole milk dud without chewing and practically choke him ownself. The movie continues....
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

cannonbawlfranci Mar 05, 2011 07:36 PM

Wayyyyyy cool Triller, we luffs scary moofees...we be der fur shure
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Sammywhee Mar 06, 2011 09:20 PM

::::Sammywhee watches da moofie tru puppers tayell, what b cufferink hims eyes:::::

mhee skairt mhee skairt!!!!! Chenille an Triller giggle at da 2 fraidy cats/whees, uh, furs...

Fwanci, why u not screamin yet????
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Mar 06, 2011 11:33 PM

Well, so, but, anyway, the movie continues....

The lizard grows and grows and grows as do him three heads with all the eyes what see everything what moves and look like food to him. Him terrorize all of the country what him live in. Him three heads move in three different directions and all the eyes move in all directions too. So they see all. And those mouths gots teeth!! Boy oh boy, do they ever gots the teeth!! It reel scary like. Him eet like no buddy's business. Every thing what move that lizard gobble up in record time. And so him grow to massive proportions.

Him stroll up and down the streets looking for everything to satisfy him beeg appetite. For three different heads. It take a lot of food to fill up three heads, let me tell you this!! And did I mention what a beeg tail him got? You never seed a bigger tail what this creature haff.

All the viewers of this movie are scairt outta they wits! They shiver and shake and scream "Uncle!!" (which means they give up). But the lizard not hear the viewers of said movie and him continue to roam around looking for everything what moves; like squirrels and chipmucks and crickets and cockroaches and even cute little things like ladybugs and such. It quite terrifying all the sweet little things this lizard puts down hims gullet. It actually sad and Pepper begin to cry into hims little hankie what got the teeny, tiny, little boxes of popcorn on it ~ in honor of movie night. Soon the hankie is soaked in teers but Pepper cannot help it; he haff gotted so involved emotionally with this scary horror movie. :::

to be con't.....
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Pepper Mar 07, 2011 02:23 PM

SammyWhee, are we the only ones watching this movie?? No buddy else haff posted that they are here watching with us. MOL MOL

::::Well, so, but, anyway, there come a time in every movie that has a 'turning point' and this movie no exception. All the insects band togedder and elect the members of they group who haff ability to sting (like mosquitos and bees) or bite with poison (like black widows and brown recluses) and put them in charge of attacking giant three-headed, twelve-eyed lizard and biting and stinging with all thems might. Thus to put said lizard outta commission... So this happens and the hero of the story turn out to be a dragonfly who just happen to have fine leadership qualities. So all the insects go for it and the movie is almost over. Guess who gonna win? Guess how movie gonna end? You guess every. ::::

Chenille who haff been so scairt watching movie asks to be put inside the trunk of the car so Pepper gets keys, unlocks trunk and Chenille hop in and curl up. Pepper slams trunk door shut and think to himownself that if she want to spend evening at drive-in movie locked in trunk of car, so be it. Her choice. Nutty sisterkit.

Triller, Pepper and SammyWhee watch remainder of movie with eyes the size of dinner plates. This has been one scary horror movie, that for sure. Pepper finishes off the last of his pocket candy and the popcorn and his big soda drink that SammyWhee haff broughted from home.

They begin to get sleepy near the end of the movie. But it surely has been well worth the price of admission! What a classic thriller this will go down to be!! Now we await the sequel entitled "Insects Exact Revenge On All Lizards; Big Or Small!"... coming soon to a drive-in theater near you!!::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

cannonbawlfranci Mar 07, 2011 03:39 PM

Franci sitting behind da offurs, watches da moofee, engwossed, till Pepper stwarts sobbin in his hanky an dwouning owt da shound...she weaches into hur poppycorn bag an takes owt a pawful an pwoceeds to toss dem at Pepper....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

cannonbawlfranci Mar 07, 2011 03:33 PM

skweam, wat i wann skweam fur, it jusht a moofee, meeheehee
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

PHCatnip Mar 08, 2011 12:22 PM

Wowe triller. you sure goin' all out. You and Chenille is gonna haf a roarin' good time and she gonna be furry impressed.
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Luv,
Riley
and The Catnip Crew.....
Mushka, Riley, Harley, Nicky and Ashley

In Loving Memory of our precious Munchkin who earned her golden angel wings on June 8, 2009, our beautiful Maddie who arrived at The Bridge on April 9th, 2010, our sweet girl Meadow who arrived at the Bridge on September 24, 2010 and our very special boy, Casey, who arrived Feb. 26, 2011.
I dropped a tear into the ocean and when you find it, we'll stop missing you!

Sammywhee Mar 08, 2011 03:00 PM

Sammywhee cannot believe how skairwhee dis cute lil moofie ended up being... hims fur b soaked from Puppers tears an hims troat b horse furrom skreamink!!! Hay!!! wat b dat noise from da back of da car????

EEEEEEEEEeekkkkk
Triller remembers that he b on a date an grabs the keys an lets Chenille owta da trunk... him hold hur tite an tewl hur da moofie had a happwhee endink...

Fwanci, duz nuffin skaires u??? eeeeee... hhw

smooooooooooooochies, U sammywhee
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

cannonbawlfranci Mar 08, 2011 03:23 PM

sure does Unka Sammy, deaf an taxes
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb,Willow an Tita...da Pepsicola Thwee plus two

Sammywhee Mar 08, 2011 06:32 PM

deaf no spooky.... know it will hurts mhee wheesmom an every... but taxes... dem is scairwhee as awl get owt... eeeeek

howeffur spookie moofies is much much fun... weafur u hidink in a twunk, ur unner u hubbykits awrmpit... it still funs...

hhw, mhee awlso eated awl da popcorn u sended 2 pupper... giggle
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Mar 09, 2011 05:48 PM

Next movie is the weekend of March 19-20. Not another horror movie, but this time a romantical comedy. Hope you all can join us!!
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Sammywhee Mar 09, 2011 05:57 PM

ooooh, pupper wat da name of da nest moofie... dis sound wike funs!!! whees gets awl cuddly 2geffur... hhw
smooooooooooochies, U hubbywhee

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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

Pepper Mar 09, 2011 08:07 PM

The next movie will be a romantically comedy called "SammyWhee and Harry"... (kinda like the movie When Harry Met Sally) MOL This a twist on the old classic favorite. You gonna love this new version, I give you my word!! So, please, every, mark the date down on your calendars and come to the drive-in movie weekend in a couple of weeks, 'K??? You gonna love the screenplay...
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Sammywhee Mar 11, 2011 12:53 AM

Pupper mhee finks whees shood announce it up higher again... silly furs losink track of followin ole treads???

Uh, er, ummm, duz mhee hafta do da westwant skeen??? eeeeeek... mol

smoooooooooooochies, U hubbykins
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol


Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...

da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit

da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear

an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl

{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}

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