ok, well, so u meow wheesmom watches mhee like a beeg ole hawk... mhee can't eefun potty wifouts hurs... sheeesh...
da onwhee time mhee gets is when mhee sweepin unner hurs bed, usually durin da day...
Well, yespurrday mhee got up furrom between hurs bwankies... an course, dare hur was, ready 2 hewlps mhee get down... ok, fine... gurrf, juss do it...
well, hurs saw dat mhee wil back feets not wurkin at da ankulls... u meow, fink hooman foots on keytees... soo, since dem gifink mhee trubbulls mhee been tippytoeing when mhee furss wakes up, dis wat make mhee fall, most of awl... So, bah!!! Now it wheesmoms job 2 not onwhee massage mhee hips, but now mhee ankulls 2??? eeeeesh..sheeeeesh... hooomans...
Mhee ated a hole hole bunches of fortune cookies an a chiggum wingy 2day...
Gwanmaw broughted dem offur , an den wheesmom maked hur put paws awl offur da ones hur had... u meow mhee cood tewl da ones wat was in gwanmaws pockets da hole time an da ones wheesmom had furst... but mhee maked dem happy an eated every one offur da hole day an nites... hhw
fangs gootness mhee goin shoppin wif gussyfur at salvatshun army an wallmutt 2morrow, maybwhee mhee gets sum rest... mol
lufs u awl, smooooooooooooooooooooooooochies, U sammywhee (who still losing wait an purrobabwhee unner 20 poundts now... but make it easier 2 walk... really, yep, dat it... hhw
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol
Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...
da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit
da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear
an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl
{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}



Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo,Salem, Wicca, Marmalade, Amelia, Rocket and Turbo (we iz NOT fosters) and the 4 porch kits, Mocha, Tigger, Cali, and Smudge also Riley da goggie and Buddha da baby hamster too