Swiffer and Willow to take a pwate of dems out to yu on Toozday. Is yu Otay?
Unka John, u really fink mhee meeces wood furgets... nuh uuuuhhh... dem brought mhee paneecakes, snyurps, fwesh stuff 2 puts on em, whippy cweamed, an oooh, an.. an ... an... WITZ cwackers fur crunchy toppings... giggle..
mhee is juss fine, meowQ fur worrwheeink... uh, howeffur iffin u has a shell furrom da beach... oh, mhee luf 2 pway wif dem... really... honest, dis a troo story... but wheesmom onwhee bwings em furrom lake mooshigan... gurrrfff
gussy useda 2 bwing mhee shells, but dem not been by da ocean in a wong times...????
lufs u Unka John, U sammykins
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Da furs from skwirrell city
... ... "living in a nuthouse" ... ... mol
Mhee, sammywhee, holding Bambwhee Brocolli while hims Pupper look on adoringly...
da keytees:
Tonks keyteewhee
Triller da sobol in gray striped suit
da goggies:
Nortee (yes, mhee fink mhee a kit)
Puppybear
an da wass bunwhee (from da treehouse)
Snow bunna gurl
{{{{whees lufs u awl}}}}