Grrrmrowhiss...Hi eberyone, I iz Hazy (or Hazyator as dad calls me!) I fibured dat wif dese fancy new boards, I would shove dat calico impurrsonator MIA ober, and stomp in and show her how a tude cat should do it! Fur you kits who doesn't know me (and most don't), I iz a REALLY well fed calico and I am seben years young. I gots sooo much tude, dat I has my own bedroom, wif a hoomin bed and effurthing! I don't likes dem other kits dat liff in da house, and I acts really bad ifn I gots to put up wit dem, so rather than gib me away (and I am bery bery cranky), mommy set me up wit my own purr pad! It's like habing my bery own apurrtment! I eben has my own telebision in my room! I lets mom and dad bisit me wheneber dey wants, and I eben gets to guard dems librawy ob books! Dem has lots ob books, so dis be a bery impowtant job for mez to do. Dats all fur now, I gots to get back to my pad, befur dem kits seez me and makes be angwy!
Hazy
