>>Meow, sister in Tude,
>> I almost hocked a bezoar when I saw dat liddle
>>descripshun by yours bootiful pikshur, dat you wuz
>>OWNED BY a hoomin. Dat bakwirds! Methinks dat youse
>>should correct yours hoomin before she get ovvur siwwy
>>idees like dat. Has youse hocked a nice warm bezoar
>>where she step out ob bed lately? Byng
>>
She is just too wicked. Fortunately since I have changed all her passwords, she cannot get into any areas anymore, only I can. I am totally in charge of this whole website now! I am changing it to CalicoHobbyist.com.
Lately she has been very attentive, though, so I might just hock a little bezoar into her shoe instead of her bed.
I am off to change that offensive text!
Yours in calico sisfur hood,
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Sincerely,
Miss Daphne
