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A shout-out to Ms. Daphne!

GoalieByng Mar 25, 2003 07:50 PM

Meow, sister in Tude,
I almost hocked a bezoar when I saw dat liddle
descripshun by yours bootiful pikshur, dat you wuz
OWNED BY a hoomin. Dat bakwirds! Methinks dat youse
should correct yours hoomin before she get ovvur siwwy
idees like dat. Has youse hocked a nice warm bezoar
where she step out ob bed lately? Byng

Replies (4)

PHCatnip Mar 25, 2003 09:03 PM

>>Meow, sister in Tude,
>> I almost hocked a bezoar when I saw dat liddle
>>descripshun by yours bootiful pikshur, dat you wuz
>>OWNED BY a hoomin. Dat bakwirds!>>

It sure is Byng! NO human OWNS a calico. No human owns a cat for that matter. Everyone with an ounce of sense knows that cats own humans and rule the roost.
Luff,
Meadow

PHPUma Mar 27, 2003 11:07 PM

>>>>Meow, sister in Tude,
>>>> I almost hocked a bezoar when I saw dat liddle
>>>>descripshun by yours bootiful pikshur, dat you wuz
>>>>OWNED BY a hoomin. Dat bakwirds!>>
>>
>>It sure is Byng! NO human OWNS a calico. No human owns a cat for that matter. Everyone with an ounce of sense knows that cats own humans and rule the roost.
>>Luff,
>>Meadow
>>

Furry well meowed by you boff!
I agrees completely!

Purrs in Tude,
Xena PumaKit


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The PumaKits
BearBear, Xena, Midnight, Simba, Tornado, Mufasa

MissDaphne Mar 25, 2003 09:55 PM

>>Meow, sister in Tude,
>> I almost hocked a bezoar when I saw dat liddle
>>descripshun by yours bootiful pikshur, dat you wuz
>>OWNED BY a hoomin. Dat bakwirds! Methinks dat youse
>>should correct yours hoomin before she get ovvur siwwy
>>idees like dat. Has youse hocked a nice warm bezoar
>>where she step out ob bed lately? Byng
>>

She is just too wicked. Fortunately since I have changed all her passwords, she cannot get into any areas anymore, only I can. I am totally in charge of this whole website now! I am changing it to CalicoHobbyist.com.

Lately she has been very attentive, though, so I might just hock a little bezoar into her shoe instead of her bed.

I am off to change that offensive text!

Yours in calico sisfur hood,
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Sincerely,

Miss Daphne

shortstff467 Mar 26, 2003 10:36 AM

Luffly picshurs ladies!!!!!!!
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty