Shorty, walkin down da stweet cums to da Calico Cat Cafe.. she luuks in da darkened winnow. Awl ish kwiet, she can see cobwebs hangin fwum da fixtures...harumpf she tinks to hur ownself..dish ish not a dood ting..well I gonna do sumfing bout dish. She goes awound to da bak uf da building an finds a winnow pawrtwy open. She kwimbs up on a box an pwushus hawrd till da winnow ish opun enuff fur hur to cwimb twoo..she dusts off hur paws an wuuks awound. Oh deer,oh deer..da pwace wuuks so wonwy an deserted. In a cwoset she finds sum wags an a bwoom, a buket an a mop an bwiskwy gets to wurk. In a wile da pwace ish luukin pwetty dood.
She piks up da hewwofone an cawls Honeydew at da fwower shop..Meows Honeydew, dis ish Shorty, Im offur at da Calico Cat Cafe. Wood yu pwease pik awt sum nice fwowurs sootabul fur da tables an a nice awangement fur da fwont desk...tanks deer, kwik as yu can...
Den Shorty heads into da kitshun. She puts on a pot uf catnip tea. Den she stwarts makeing sandwitchus an cookies an widdle cakes. Wen effury ish weady she luuks awtside an sees Perseus an his fwends pwaing in da park..she calls dem offur an giffs dem da sandwich bord signs she made..now I will giff each uf yu kits fife gweenpapers to ware dese signs awound town to announce a pawtee at da Cafe...den she goes in an takes a wong luuk awound to see iffun she missed anyfing, fwesh linens an fwowers on da tabuls, da food weady..yup awl set, just sit bak an see iffun anykit cums.......
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