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bak to wurk

shortstff467 Oct 10, 2003 12:19 AM

Shorty walks into da cafe bwite an urlee...at wast she has sum hewlp an maybe now can get da cafe up an wunning..She heers maxie in da kitshun stwarting bweakfast pweparashuns..Hi Maxie, ish der any coffee yet..Shorty sits down wit a cup uf coffee an stwarts to pwan da menu..well da sawad an sandwich buffay seems to be goin well so I tink we gonna keep doin dat..an wets add a soup or stew effury day..Monday Catfish chowder...Tuesday how bout Gumbo...Wednesday, hmmm maybe chicken noodle, Thursday, Clam Chowdur...Fwiday, bouliabase... Saturday,beef stew...an
Sunday, chicken an dumpwings..yesh dat dood..da door opens an Nermal cums in to stwart hur furst days wurk...Shorty heads offur to da noospaper offiss to pwace hur add..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Replies (8)

dr. maxierose Oct 10, 2003 12:45 PM

Good mornin Shorty...good to see you. Make yourself at home, all weekend da cafe is "on the howse."

I take off my chef's cap and sit wit Shorty and meow a bit. Lots of kits, hoomins are comin in ready to eat and enjoy da noo Calicoo Cafe.

Ash is sitting at da cownter and wants to eat eberriting on da menoo. Flapie-jacks (my specialty) sawsuge, bacun, corn bwead, gwits, eggs whatever style you like, mook, cafe, chocolate mook, juices, H2O and much, much more.

We iz here to pleez. Come one, come all and stay a while.

I tink a pool tabull would be nice to hab here too. mol.

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Dr. Maxie Rose

Up, Up and Away in My Balloon

shortstff467 Oct 10, 2003 01:08 PM

Ah Maxie, yu twiing to bankwupt us heer? Awl weekend on da house...Sum uf dese kits kan eat us awt uf house an home...
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

PHCatnip Oct 11, 2003 07:59 PM

>>Ash is sitting at da cownter and wants to eat eberriting on da menoo>>

He can haf eberyting on da menu. Der nuffink der but wurds ennywayz. I'll haf some ob dem flapjackies and some ham and some clam chowder.....oh heck..bwing me one ob eberyting you gots cookin' back in dat kitchen.
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Munchie

shortstff467 Oct 11, 2003 11:17 PM

Shorty sees Munchie sitting at a taybul an goes offur to meow wit hur..nise uf yu to stop by MummyMunchie, wat do yu tink uf da pwase? I hope Maddie an Meadow wik wat i haff done wit da pwace..do yu nose wen da next calico cat meeting ish gonna be..I wanta do sumfing speshul fur da deboo uf da noo meetin wuum..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

PHCatnip Oct 13, 2003 08:33 PM

>>Shorty sees Munchie sitting at a taybul an goes offur to meow wit hur..nise uf yu to stop by MummyMunchie, wat do yu tink uf da pwase? I hope Maddie an Meadow wik wat i haff done wit da pwace..do yu nose wen da next calico cat meeting ish gonna be..I wanta do sumfing speshul fur da deboo uf da noo meetin wuum..
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>>Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

:::::Maddie and Meadow stroll intot he cafe and can't believe the changes. "Wow!" they both shout in unison. "Shorty, you have done a wonderful job on this place. We can hardly wait for the next meeting". :::Shorty beams with pride:::::
Munchie checks her date book and sees that the next meeting of the calico girls club is to be held on the third friday of the 10th month.
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Munchie

shortstff467 Oct 13, 2003 08:52 PM

otay Munchie, I gonna make dish furst meeting in da noo wuum xtwaspeshull, meehee
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Nermal Oct 10, 2003 06:47 PM

Nermal in her freshly starched uneeform is busy, Boy des are some hugry Kits!!

Hi Hon, I'll warm up that coffee and den I brings you more of dat mouse souffle...

Nermal scurries to get the mouse souffle.... Whew, Shorty we are busy. Kits of all kinds are here eating...

shortstff467 Oct 10, 2003 11:31 PM

We shure awr Nermal, giff me fife minutes an I will giff yu a paw..I needs to chek on da kitchen...
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty