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Da Meeting Begins

shortstff467 Oct 17, 2003 10:48 AM

Shorty wuuks awound da meeting wuum. Yup she ish pweased wit hur wurk. She onwy hopes da uffurs wike it. Da wong tabul at da side uf da wuum now howlds da wefweshmint. Da Gumbo thik wit sausage, ham, shwimp, scallops an tiny softshell blue cwabs in a warge tuween, wit a warge bowl uf wice beside it sit on a warming tway. Da samwhiches awr weady beside it an da cake is on an elegant cwystal pwate next to a warge pwate uf cookies. Tee an coffee awr weady awong wit twee bottles uf catnip shampane. Shorty kurls up on a sofa an waits fur da uffers to awive..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Replies (9)

pita&sassy Oct 17, 2003 11:18 AM

wiff in moments uf opening up da calico cafe who shoods walks in??......why it beeze sassy uf corse. hers womes in wiff hers fur all dun up fur the okkashun. and hers is wearin her tee lenguth gloves and a bootiful mew hat. whens hers enters hers finds shorty on da very cumfy sofa.
"good afternewn shorty"
"youse haffs dun a wemarkible job referbying dis place"
sassy makes hers self a small and dainty plate uf shrimpies and crabbies and poors herself a cup uf tee, then sits very ladykit like at a table neer shorty sews thems coods chat.

purrs
sassy

karlacue Oct 17, 2003 01:54 PM

Daisy komes furry hungoffur from drinkink lotsa catneep beer wast nite.
Da furst thing she does is run to da gumbo bowl and getz a furry generush serffink of it. She starts, gobblink and gobblink and gobblink, not furry ladylike (unlike her)...
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Bob, Daisy, Karla and the Goldfish


shortstff467 Oct 17, 2003 03:04 PM

Oh so gwad yu twoo cood cum..Im gwad yu wike wat I haff done...did yu notise Byngs portwait offur da wadiator? Meehee goalie tawt dat wood be ferry appwopiat sinse da wadiator was Byngs fafowit spot..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

karlacue Oct 17, 2003 03:50 PM

>> Oh so gwad yu twoo cood cum..Im gwad yu wike wat I haff done...did yu notise Byngs portwait offur da wadiator? Meehee goalie tawt dat wood be ferry appwopiat sinse da wadiator was Byngs fafowit spot..
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>>Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

deer shorty,
You haffed done such a gud job puttink da cafe back in plaze!!! I am effen ashamed dat i haffed been awound to help out, but you know my momma, she just gotz da bloos and dons wanna do anytink, no effen chekk da 'puter!
Dis gumbo is weely delishush, da shwimpies and bloocrabs weeally giff it lotza flabor. I'll take sum tea, pleese. Champain? no, none of dat, i haffed enuff wast nite wiff my college kittymates...
I'm shure sum offur Kalikos will show up later on. Dey maybe gettink out of wurk, but its gud sinze its friday and nofurrybody haffs to week up early tomorrow...
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Bob, Daisy, Karla and the Goldfish


PHCatnip Oct 18, 2003 08:11 PM

::::Maddie and Meadow arrive at the cafe::::::: "Oh my Shorty, the place looks deevine. The food looks scrumptious. You have done wonders!" The two calicos put some food on their plates and go off to mingle with their calico sisters.::::::
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Munchie

pita&sassy Oct 21, 2003 02:25 AM

mews shorty.....and all da uffurs here....
iy nots nose whats weeze is gonna doo. it woods beeze nice to haff a peeceful meetin and get to gedder and chat but whats weeze gonna doo bout giz and da udder tuxie kits??
iy meens thems duz haff a point, but thems shoods also unnerstands that sumtimes calicos needs to talks wiff udder calicos. purrsunally iy fink thems shoods starts thems own meetings. iy woods not mind simba bein in a gwoop to helps hims outs bein a tuxie (not dat ennyfing is wrong wiff hims). maybeeze weeze shoods bring dis up at a town meetin, leest all kits woods haff a say and heer our points uf views, and weeze coods atleest heers thems side wiff out thems haffing to cawz such a snit. da onliest thing that woods haff been worse was iffen ms. boom-boom kitty showeded up.

purrs
sassy

shortstff467 Oct 21, 2003 10:38 PM

akkkkkk sassy pewrish da taut...dats awl we needs..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

MunchieScrunchie Oct 22, 2003 10:27 AM

Sassy, I have to meow that I am just about fed up with un-calicos trying to horn in on my turf. Maddie agrees with me too. Everyday we have to fend off the resident tuxie, the twin tabbies and the black scorge.....and lately a little orange beast who puts them all to shame. The calicos around here get no peace whatsoever. I purrsonally look forward to having a place to go where a calico can hang out without worrying about being dogged by felines who wish they were calicos. But I am furry open to having a monthly meeting where ALL kits are welcome to join in. Or maybe we can have a calicos only meeting one week and an open meeting the next. See how flexible I am. I am afterall...calico and proud of it!
Luff,
Meadow Catnip Wiscatsin

karlacue Oct 22, 2003 01:03 PM

>>Sassy, I have to meow that I am just about fed up with un-calicos trying to horn in on my turf. Maddie agrees with me too. Everyday we have to fend off the resident tuxie, the twin tabbies and the black scorge.....and lately a little orange beast who puts them all to shame. The calicos around here get no peace whatsoever. I purrsonally look forward to having a place to go where a calico can hang out without worrying about being dogged by felines who wish they were calicos. But I am furry open to having a monthly meeting where ALL kits are welcome to join in. Or maybe we can have a calicos only meeting one week and an open meeting the next. See how flexible I am. I am afterall...calico and proud of it!
>>Luff,
>>Meadow Catnip Wiscatsin

Deer Meadow, you meowed it rite! I agreez wiff wat youze said here!

-Daisy Marilyn Kaliko
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Bob, Daisy, Karla and the Goldfish