Wast nite my momma wuz watcheen tb and she suddenly wuz startled by sum caterwailink sounds...She komes runnink to da befroom, tinkin' it wuz me an Bobo fightink. Strange, she tinks. Bobo is onna floor wooking weird up dere at da winnow. Me bez on da winnowsill hisspittink at sumtink down dere, outside. Da winnowskreen haffs two holes, pwobably furrom sum kitty scratchink dere {evil grin}.
Momma goes to da winnow an sees a grey kitty hissing too...
She wented out in her own jammies to see iffn da kit was Okeydokey. She kud see da kittun haffed a collar wiff an ID on him, but when she tried to catch him he wented runnink and wailink as iffn he wuz skared.
Momma kame bakk and told me 'Daisy, don't be so tudiful. I still kant belieff you do get along wiff Bob afpurr all, cuz all da kittuns you haff seen afpurr haff been hisspited by you. You bez wike dr jekill and ms heed, cuz you kan bez so sueet and so tudiful at da same time!'
I wook at fur and said "Sheesh, I hadded to defend my tewwitorry!!!"
-DaisyMarilynKaliko
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