Wanderin down da stweet, Franci shees a stwange site. Oh my doodness, she meows to hurownself at da site uf a bisitor peering in da winnow uf da Calico Cat Cafe! She kwikly digs in hur bakpak an pwulls owt da key...she wushes offur..Hewwo she meows, sho nise to shee yu! Heer wet me get da door fur yu. She kwikly unwocks it an ushurs da gesht inside. Flippin on da lite she wooks awound in dishmay..oh deer, wat a mess..cobwebs hangin fwum da seeling, efferyfing coffured wit dust...she wuns to da kitshun an gwabs a wag, den kwikly dusts off a stool at da counter an wipes down da counter in fwont uf it. Pwease sit down, it sho nice to haff a bisitor here, it bin such a wong time. Now wat can I get fur yu, how bout a cup uf catnip tea. It will onwy take a minit..Pwease dont go...she lites da fire unner da teakettle an washes awt two cups..she ducks into da kitshun an awt da bakdoor to da bakery next door an buys a box uf cookies. Bak in da kitshun she puts dem on a pwate an by da time she hash finisht da kettle ish whisuling...now pwease do tell me awl bout yurownself...
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