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Walks into the Calico Cafe. I's hopes no ones notices I's isn't a calico.
Takes a seat ab de counter. De purrty cool place. Crosses pawkeys wanting for da waitkattress. Hopefully I's can get a cup of catnip tea.
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Jaime owned by
Mya the dog
and the cats:Crash, Moxie, Gabby and sometimes Tucker

Penny and Minnie, Cali and Smudge all come in and hop up next to Jaime. We iz all calico's lets parrrrrrrty.
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Tessa Onyx, Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, ShyRaven, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo, Penny (We be house cats at last), and Salem, Wicca and Marmalade (We iz also house cats, we guess)and the 5 porch kits also Riley da goggie and Alex da baby hamster too
Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

>>Penny and Minnie, Cali and Smudge all come in and hop up next to Jaime. We iz all calico's lets parrrrrrrty.
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Hi Minnie, Cali, and Smudge. I's Crash, Jaime is my adopted Mum.
Hows you all doin? I don't know where the waitkat be at.
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Jaime owned by
Mya the dog
and the cats:Crash, Gabby and Tucker

Louisa May slinks in from the kitchen which she has been happily exploring in and playing house in and POPS up from behind the counter!
"BOO!!!!" she squeals! "Dare isn't any waitkits back dare cause dat's where I was pwaying."
She climbs up onto the counter and sits so she can be as tall as the big calicos.

>>Louisa May slinks in from the kitchen which she has been happily exploring in and playing house in and POPS up from behind the counter!
>>"BOO!!!!" she squeals! "Dare isn't any waitkits back dare cause dat's where I was pwaying."
>>She climbs up onto the counter and sits so she can be as tall as the big calicos.

Louisa May. You scared us. Why don't yous go and find that brat Gabby to play wif. SHe is driving me nutz.
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Jaime owned by
Mya the dog
and the cats:Crash, Gabby and Tucker

Minnie picks up da widdle kitten and puts her on her lap and purrs to her::::::::I just wuff kittens
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Tessa Onyx, Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, ShyRaven, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo, Penny (We be house cats at last), and Salem, Wicca and Marmalade (We iz also house cats, we guess)and the 5 porch kits also Riley da goggie and Alex da baby hamster too
Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now dat iz a cute kitten. Mommy sez iffen youse libed closer she would relocate dat kitten in a hot mew york minute. Dis is Lizzie and Minnie. Minnie is the dilute calico

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Tessa Onyx, Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, ShyRaven, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo, Penny (We be house cats at last), and Salem, Wicca and Marmalade (We iz also house cats, we guess)and the 5 porch kits also Riley da goggie and Alex da baby hamster too
Tabitha and Samantha..always in our hearts
A house without cats is like a garden without flowers

Franci walkin down da stweet, spots somekit akshully goin into da Calico Cat Cafe....she dawrts akwoss da stweet an fowwos hur in, Ga bby , ish dat weally yu? Wat yu doin heer? Wow, I wash finkin uf closin dis pwace down, business ish jusht turribul dese days,dont hawrdly nokits come heer anymore...
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cannonbawlfranci

>> Ga bby , ish dat weally yu? Wat yu doin heer? Wow, I wash finkin uf closin dis pwace down, business ish jusht turribul dese days,dont hawrdly nokits come heer anymore...
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>> cannonbawlfranci

Hiss-spit I aints Gabby. I hates hers. I be hiding from her ins here. Dis is Crashie. Can't you tell from me beautiful coat?
This is a purty nice place yous gots. I fink wes need to get it back up and running. Maybe yous should place an ad for waitstaff.
And clean up the mess Louisa May just made in the kitchen.
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Jaime owned by
Mya the dog
and the cats:Crash, Gabby and Tucker

Oh, sowwy Crashie, i onwy gwimpst yu fwum behind an wen i came in it dawrk an i coont shee dood...wow, look at awl da kits in heer...now ware da waitkit...sheesh..Goin owt to da kitshun to wook...hmmmmmmmmmm, dont shee dem, well wat yu kits want, i take kare uf it myownself, bwushin cobwebs off da cups...sheeesh pwace needs a dood kleaning...
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cannonbawlfranci

I's guts an idea. Who about we's gets the wittle kits to clean it for us. I knows if we offer than some catnip cookies theys will help lots.
I'll wash the dishes.
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PHMoxie

::Ashli, who is a dilute tortie lynxpoint, and about as tudeful as a turtle, wanders in to the Calico Cat Cafe::

"Hay, effurrykit! I saw some kits in here, so I thought I'd wander in. Say, you still wondering where the food and waitresses is? We didn't know that this was a real Cafe, like a restaurant .... we thought EmCin's Cafe was the only one in town, MOL. I thot this was more like a coffeehouse or soshul place, not a restaurant, but I only been around fur a coupla years, what do I know. I help out over at EmCin's ... You want I should go ober and have EmmaJean make us up some catnip donuts? I can make a mean cup of joe here!"
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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS
* Nikki * Bayli * Ferris * EmmaJean * Larry *
* Kelby * Russell * Ashli * Remi *
* and introducing Gracelyn-Cienna Mollaine "Graci Snowta" *

"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me ..." ~Matchbox20

Ohhhhhh, dat wood be gweat...dey got dood donuts, an wile yu gets dem I'll get da coffee goin...

Well dis ish a weal cafe uf sowrts, we serf bweakfast, lunch, da speshulty was da soups.. an affernoon hi tea...or at weast we did...an uf corse der da meeting woom upsthairs..Mommy Shorty wedekowated it wen she bought da Cafe. Did yu nose der ish pikshurs up der uf da Calicos...yu shood go up an wook awound...alas dey sheem to haff stopt haffin der meetings..
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cannonbawlfranci

Well, I guess I can have a quik cup of coffee and a donut, but then I gotta go back and help EmmaJean wif the lunch rush at EmCin's Cafe. Do we pay doos here?

Ashli
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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS
* Nikki * Bayli * Ferris * EmmaJean * Larry *
* Kelby * Russell * Ashli * Remi *
* and introducing Gracelyn-Cienna Mollaine "Graci Snowta" *

"I wish the real world would just stop hassling me ..." ~Matchbox20

::::sammy shows up with wet paint still dripping from his furs... u meow, calico paint hhw:::
Well, awhee dare keytees... mhee a calico whee... Now, mhee haf awl sortsa numnums in mhee pockets... sumfin whees started doin fur da lil gremlin child...
:::Sammy pulls out soft toona treats, catmint cookies, kitty crunchee cereal, an a beeg bottle of moolk, an of course some rtiz crackers.. hhw::: Lets eat every... smoooch...
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** *let it snow... *let it snow... * *let it snowwww... * * *