Meow efurrykitty. I sorry but I hafta vent bout sumfing. Well a couple sumfings.
My little sisfur Swee'pea parently finks I am her kitty meowmie. She nurses on me. Dis is a BIG purroblem cuz I am a boy. Therez no milk dere! Derez only a bald spot on my belly where she sucked off the fur! I know sheez only a baby, but dis is frusteratin me!
Den derez da fish what livez in r howse. Hiz name is Ded Fred. How come we eat toonas n sammon, but dis fishiez off limits?!
Nudder time, sorry Ize so cranky but Im shure u understand.
Meow atcha later
Scooter
wif Billy, Lily, Princess, n Swee'pea


Onyx, Foudini, Charlee, Spottie, ShyRaven, Buddy, Tuxie, Widdle Attila Sipowitz, Lizzie, Minnie, ET, Mylo, Penny (We be house cats at last), and Salem, Wicca and Marmalade (We iz also house cats, we guess)and the 5 porch kits also Riley da goggie and Alex da baby hamster too