kits......attint hup!!!
nows iy nose dere haffs been sums skuddle buts bout iffen weeze is gonna haff a litter bombing misshun on does razzle-frazzlin humins dat are tweetin da homeless kits in flowida sews badly.
yes it beeze a wottin fings thems doin. buts weeze gotsa beeze reel careful. dere beeze lots uf good humins in da area fur a good lidderbombing to takes place. sum uf thems humins is kwite fwaile and elderly, weeze not wants thems to beeze hurt.
sews fur rite nows iy am pwoposin dat weeze puts thems unner surbaylince wiff all our actiff (and semi-actiff) kits in da flowida area. to be backeded up by our own moewchat elite forces....the cobert action team (c.a.t.) and seberal local members uf b.a.r.n.c.a.t.s. . day will moniter all de uffending humins and giff us a notice uf when is da bestus time fur a litterbombing stwike. iffen da sitchiatshun changes weeze will beeze reddy to goes on a meowmints notiss.
now as fur prifit shortys wekwest fur a pwomotion. iys was checkin ours rekords and youse is indeed up fur a promotion. it was to takes place in august buts since youse is being bery insistint iys finks weeze can moofs it up a bit. sews as uf july da 4th youse will beeze pwomoted to corprill.
and since weeze usually haffs a big open house on dat day (fur sa holiday) weeze will holds it as parts uf our ceremony.
majer-genrel pita
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