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flowida misshun

pita&sassy Jun 17, 2003 01:58 AM

kits......attint hup!!!
nows iy nose dere haffs been sums skuddle buts bout iffen weeze is gonna haff a litter bombing misshun on does razzle-frazzlin humins dat are tweetin da homeless kits in flowida sews badly.
yes it beeze a wottin fings thems doin. buts weeze gotsa beeze reel careful. dere beeze lots uf good humins in da area fur a good lidderbombing to takes place. sum uf thems humins is kwite fwaile and elderly, weeze not wants thems to beeze hurt.
sews fur rite nows iy am pwoposin dat weeze puts thems unner surbaylince wiff all our actiff (and semi-actiff) kits in da flowida area. to be backeded up by our own moewchat elite forces....the cobert action team (c.a.t.) and seberal local members uf b.a.r.n.c.a.t.s. . day will moniter all de uffending humins and giff us a notice uf when is da bestus time fur a litterbombing stwike. iffen da sitchiatshun changes weeze will beeze reddy to goes on a meowmints notiss.

now as fur prifit shortys wekwest fur a pwomotion. iys was checkin ours rekords and youse is indeed up fur a promotion. it was to takes place in august buts since youse is being bery insistint iys finks weeze can moofs it up a bit. sews as uf july da 4th youse will beeze pwomoted to corprill.
and since weeze usually haffs a big open house on dat day (fur sa holiday) weeze will holds it as parts uf our ceremony.

majer-genrel pita
ober and outs

Replies (3)

PHCatnip Jun 17, 2003 12:20 PM

Majur Pita, I tinks dat a furry good idea to keep dem floridians unner survalence fur awhile. I will make sure dat all da meowdikal supplies iz in order and we are fully stocked and ready at a momints notice to get dis misshun under full throttle.

Concatulations on yur impending purrmotion, Corprul to be Shorty!
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Munchie

shortstff467 Jun 17, 2003 02:21 PM

>>Majur Pita, I tinks dat a furry good idea to keep dem floridians unner survalence fur awhile. I will make sure dat all da meowdikal supplies iz in order and we are fully stocked and ready at a momints notice to get dis misshun under full throttle.
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>>Concatulations on yur impending purrmotion, Corprul to be Shorty!
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>>Munchie

Tank yu ferry much Mummy er Lt. Munchkin, maam. I will do my bestestes to make yu pwoud.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Jun 17, 2003 02:29 PM

>>kits......attint hup!!!
>>nows iy nose dere haffs been sums skuddle buts bout iffen weeze is gonna haff a litter bombing misshun on does razzle-frazzlin humins dat are tweetin da homeless kits in flowida sews badly.
>>yes it beeze a wottin fings thems doin. buts weeze gotsa beeze reel careful. dere beeze lots uf good humins in da area fur a good lidderbombing to takes place. sum uf thems humins is kwite fwaile and elderly, weeze not wants thems to beeze hurt.
>>sews fur rite nows iy am pwoposin dat weeze puts thems unner surbaylince wiff all our actiff (and semi-actiff) kits in da flowida area. to be backeded up by our own moewchat elite forces....the cobert action team (c.a.t.) and seberal local members uf b.a.r.n.c.a.t.s. . day will moniter all de uffending humins and giff us a notice uf when is da bestus time fur a litterbombing stwike. iffen da sitchiatshun changes weeze will beeze reddy to goes on a meowmints notiss.
>>
>>now as fur prifit shortys wekwest fur a pwomotion. iys was checkin ours rekords and youse is indeed up fur a promotion. it was to takes place in august buts since youse is being bery insistint iys finks weeze can moofs it up a bit. sews as uf july da 4th youse will beeze pwomoted to corprill.
>>and since weeze usually haffs a big open house on dat day (fur sa holiday) weeze will holds it as parts uf our ceremony.
>>
>>majer-genrel pita
>>ober and outs

Sir, yesh Sir. Pwivat Shorty weporting in. I be on da job. Dat gofernur Shrubbery is in my sites. Hissspit on him.

An tank yu Sir, fur considerin me fur pwomoshun. I do hopes I will be able as well as weaddy an willing to liff up to my noo upcomming wesposibilitees..pwifat Shorty, offur an awt
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty