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Kits, we would like to ask for some GLOW fur our hooman aunty. It's Dad's bruther's wife, but also Mom's furry good frend. Mom was frends with Aunty Laurie eben afore they bofe meeted Dad and Unkle Lloydie.

Aunty Laurie has been feelin poorly lately, and went to the hooman vetdokter fur a fizzical. There, it was found that she has several toomers in her babymaker, one the size of a football. Appurrently they is benign, but they not know until they test them. Aunty Laurie gonna play spades on Friday, and take all them nasty toomers out too, but she will be inna horsepiddle fur several days.

And if that was not enuff, Aunty Laurie had one of those mammary-gland-masher tests, and they finded lumpies in her mammaries too. They fink they just fibrocystic, and will keeps an eye on them.

Poor Aunty Laurie and Unkle Lloydie is so worried ... she only 41 years old ... mebbe some GLOW will help make them feels better, and so that all them lumpie-bumpie-toomers will all be benign.

Fank you so much,
Luv, Nikki (and Mom)

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THE MINNESNOWTAKITS
* Sam * Nikki * Bayli *
* Ferris * EmmaJean * Larry *
* CindeLu * Kelby * Darci *

Nikki, we are sendin' Auntie Laurie lots andlots of benign toomer GLOWS. We iz sure dat eberyting gonna be okay and da dokturs will make her all better by takin' away dem lumps and bumps in her baby maker (altho where hoominz are concerned, I don't tink playin' spades or gettin' tootered makes dem da leest bit smarter. Mom gots dem fibro lumpies in her milk cartons too and ebery yeer she hafta get her cartons smashed twice to make sure da lumpies is still da same. So are sure tings gonna be okey doke in dat dapartmint wiff yur auntie too.
Purrs,
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Munchie

Nikki, We're sending tons ob calicoglow for your antie Laurie. Does lumpybump toomurs are yucky but we betcha dey will be be-nine and all will be well! We'll glow till youse guys know all is okay wiff your antie. Hugs to your mom, too, cuz we know hurr is wurried! Catiya

We's sendin' our bestest, britest GLOW to Laurie! Mama says she has heared many funny stories about when your mommy an Laurie worked togefur, so we knows they's been frends fur a longlong time. Those lumpy bumps are gonna all be beenine...we just knows it! Please let us know how she's doin'!
Luffnpurrs,
Muffin & fambly

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Muffin, Chloe, Mikey, Melanie, Cassie & Polly....the StLouieKits

>>Kits, we would like to ask for some GLOW fur our hooman aunty. It's Dad's bruther's wife, but also Mom's furry good frend. Mom was frends with Aunty Laurie eben afore they bofe meeted Dad and Unkle Lloydie.
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>>Aunty Laurie has been feelin poorly lately, and went to the hooman vetdokter fur a fizzical. There, it was found that she has several toomers in her babymaker, one the size of a football. Appurrently they is benign, but they not know until they test them. Aunty Laurie gonna play spades on Friday, and take all them nasty toomers out too, but she will be inna horsepiddle fur several days.
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>>And if that was not enuff, Aunty Laurie had one of those mammary-gland-masher tests, and they finded lumpies in her mammaries too. They fink they just fibrocystic, and will keeps an eye on them.
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>>Poor Aunty Laurie and Unkle Lloydie is so worried ... she only 41 years old ... mebbe some GLOW will help make them feels better, and so that all them lumpie-bumpie-toomers will all be benign.
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>>Fank you so much,
>>Luv, Nikki (and Mom)
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We sure will send mega-GLOW fur you Aunty Laurie. Dat's not fare to haff lumpies all ober. One pwace atta time, dat's enuff!
Luff,
Poucette:::fur all da Wiscats and Mommy too:::
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The 9 Wiscats: Every life should have 9 cats!
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (meowrried to the divine Shelby)
Gentilhomme Beau (meowrried to Meadow, the luff of hims life)
Andre-Guillaume (luffs Maria Noblecat)
Henri le Chanceux (haff begun dating Miss Bayli Minnesnowta)
Frere Simba (meowrried to the beautiful Sassy)
Madame Minette (Nortee's beluffed, mama of Poucette))
Annie-Claire (TEEN daughter of Poucette and Rexy)
Poucette-Noelle (luffing wife of Rexy, mama to Annie and Antares)
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (widow of Spunky StLouie)
~~and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going~~