>>our martha not gots a bery dood sense ob direkshun, so we'd like to ask dat effury GLOW real hard fur her to not get lost. she lefted fur da bridge about 30 minutes ago, and we wanna make sure she make it dere in time fur lunch. she'd, um, die, iffen she missed a meal, aftpurr all...
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>>she were an obnoxshus twit, but mommy luffed her...
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>>ceilidh djinn, fur all 16 tenhousecats...
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OMD! I'z soooo sorry to hear dat, Ceilidh. You kin be shore dat all us PumaKits and Mommy are GLOWING up a huge bonfire uf warmth and light to help show Martha the way and to try to giff sum comfurt to all uf you. We eben talked da Yorkie Terrorists into helpin (dey's furry self-determined and loud, so we figger deir GLOWS must be purrty strong).
I'z shore dat my predecessor, BearBear da 1st, will be on da lookout fur Martha and show her all da bestest places to wait for food and da most comfie places to nap.
Hugs,
BearBear
P.S. Mommy feels turrible bout askin yer Mommy's help to proof an article earlier, not knowin dat Martha had gone to da Bridge. And yer furry kind Mommy helped out wifout sayin nuffin bout her unnerstandable grief. Special hugs and kisses and GLOWS to her!