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Glows Needed For Mira Deara

faustcorpus Oct 04, 2005 12:36 AM

Our momma said the kits gots some good strong glow. Well our friend Mira Deara Needs it up here in Cheese land.

If you kitts glow real hard, I, Caesar the Pit Bull, Promise to leave the litter box alone forever.

Here is an email I got tonight from my friend Mira Deara. Please glow for her.

October 3, 2005

Dear Favoritest Aunties and Bestest Friends,

I got lots of car rides and lap time with Mom today (but not at the same
time. She has all these RULES, that woman!)

This morning I met a really nice doctor who, if she was a dog, would be
called Sparky. She's my new OnCallOJust. I'm not sure just what she's
OnCall about, but there she is, whenever you need her and I needed her bad!

Dr. Reimen checked me over this morning and took some of my blood. (Another
vampire in our midst! What IS it about those bet clinics and vampires? Is
the DMVA on top of this? Somebody should inform them!) A few hours later
she called my mom and said "We're good to go." I was too tired to go
anywhere unless somebody carried me, and if they didn't carry me on a towel
wrapped ice pack, I had no interest in leaving my Mom's lap. But go we went.

First I saw Dr. StickMe. She was reading the reports about me from the
other emergency bet's office, then she called Sparky, I mean Dr. Reimen (I
TOL' you she was OnCall!) and they came up with a plan. They took pictures
of my innards (not my best feature) and gave me Chinese medicine that says
"Protect the General" if you read them right from one language to another,
but it just means it's to cleanse my liver and make me stronger. (Not that
I'm complaining about what it does, but I kinda like thinking I'm a general
deserving protection you know.) I got a few needles and I was still too
tired and too weak to even try to get away. Then we went home for some
Nature's Balance roll and to feed everybody else in the house and then we
left again. It was time for my official visit.

I want you to know, chemo isn't such a bad thing, at least not yet. And
guess what? Now I have my own little fenced yard. You wanna know why? Huh?
I bet you do! Chemo is gonna give me TOXIC POO! Toxic Tinkle, too! You
thought I was amazing when I was just studying to be a Voodoo princess,
well that was nothing. I don't know nobody on my block with Toxic Poo but
me. Even the possum doesn't have Toxic Poo (though Mom might disagree with
that.)

Since I been home, I'm feeling better. I'm walking around more, I ate some
babyfood (when mom fed me from her finger or a spoon) and I even took one
piece of kibble from the bowl! Mom was celebrating! I was smiling but I'd
turn my head away every time Mom tried to take a picture.

Tomorrow, when I've eaten a little more, I can have my prednisone. That'll
make me make a lot of Toxic Tinkle and help me make these lumps all over me
get smaller. Some of the medicine I took tonight, right in my front leg
will do that too. One makes them go away pretty fast. The other one says,
"STAY AWAY!"

Also, Mom thinks we should let everybody know that lymphoma isn't something
that you ever get rid of. I don't get to have a cure. I can get a
remission. That's sorta like a Cancer Garage. One day the lymphoma won't
stay in the garage anymore, but we're hoping to park it for at least a year
or maybe even two! On the papers Mom's been reading, it says 20% of dogs
with this treatment can have 2 years with the Cancer Garage. (Well, not
quite in those words, but those are the right numbers.) So nobody needs to
wish the lymphoma goes away forever in the Toxic Poo. It won't. But we hope
to park it really soon! Keep wishing on those stars.

And if anybody wants some toxic poo to put in a paper bag and set on fire
on the stoop of a pesky neighbor, just let me know. I'm selling it really
cheap.

Your Pal,
Mira I'm feeling better already Deara

�2005 Lu Wyland

-----
Cindy
&
Brutus and Caesar the kitt-loving bullies

Replies (7)

Wiscats Oct 04, 2005 11:24 AM

Well, we lining up to giff SPESHUL KITS GLOW to Mira Deara so dat dose toxic poo pills and sticky shots make dat limfoma go into da cancer garage and stay dere, outta gas, fur a loooong time!!!
Our GLOW is Wiscatsin Norfurn Lites GLOW and we each giffing a full humungus bag of it.
Poucette-Noelle's GLOW
Gervais's GLOW
Beau's GLOW
Simba's GLOW
Minette's GLOW
Henri's GLOW
Andre-Guillaume's GLOW
Annie-Claire's GLOW
Sophie-Marie's GLOW
Sylvie-Chantal's GLOW

Foster mom cats' GLOW GLOW

Foster babycats'glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow glow
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The Wiscats: Every life should have (at least) 9 cats!
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Simba Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat de Spanky Ranch
~~and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going, including right now: Mom cat Cassy with 3 babies: Pookie, T.J. and Frankie; plus orphan baby Flossie and orphan baby Emily; Mom cat Rosa wiff her 7 babies yet to be named~~

cannonbawlfranci Oct 04, 2005 06:20 PM

An der plenty more glow comin fwum here...der aways pwenty kits glow to spare...we gonna put dat stuff in da gawage, lock da door an lose da key....fur a loooooooooooooooong time!
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cannonbawlfranci

PHCatnip Oct 04, 2005 06:21 PM

Aww gee, Mira Deara. You seem like an awful nice doggie and it not fair dat you gots dat lymps in yur fomas. I hope it goes in dat garage and satys der fur a good long time! Dat toxic pooh and tinkle iz some purrty potint stuff too. Our bruffer, Casey, had toxic tinkle when he had hiz glow-inna-dark-therapy fur himz thyroids. Mom hadda hold it a long time in a special container until it wazn't toxic no more.
All 9 of us Catnip Kits is sending you MEGA MEW YAWK CATNIP CREW GLOWWWWWWWW!!!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

NYC_NYIfan Oct 04, 2005 07:47 PM

awww, well we meowed it in da meowisg what youse posted in da meeting hall, but dere can neber bes too much GLOW going out furr a creature what need it. So here we iz again sending more GLOW fur your buddy. Cathy and Justin

Captain Video Oct 04, 2005 09:08 PM

Mega**GLOW** to the poor d*ggie! May that nasty cancer stay in remission a very long time!

Purrs,
CV

ashnzade Oct 04, 2005 10:33 PM

Dear Mira...

We are GLOWINK big time!!! We haff neber met anyone wiff toxic poo (although Mom mite disagwee when she scoops da box). We haff gweat respect for you though and GLOW and GLOW dat da cancer stay in da garage fur a LONG time!!!
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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares

AshleyElla Oct 06, 2005 03:04 PM

Mega Glowz coming from Ashley's house to Mira Deara!

Ashley and crew

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