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Brand mew day........

MunchieScrunchie Mar 12, 2003 11:05 AM

Help us tell this story...EFURRYBUDDY pleae join in!

One day ina village far far away, there was a group of kits standing under a lamp post in the center of town. They were laughing and having a grand old time singing the meowchat rally song and sipping catnip sodas. One of the kits suddenly cocked his ears to one side to listen to the approaching footsteps.........

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shortstff467 Mar 13, 2003 11:19 AM

Up wuns Tiger Catspaw. "Hey effury yu wonts beweef wat I jus herd at da docks! A ship sank an da Ships Cats awr wost at sea!Dey is wuukin fur kits to go awt on a serch pawty...I gonna sine up my ownself!"

Mean wile bak on da island.....Greykit stwarts bak down da side uf da fawls...da mouse wuns deeper into da cafe untwill he weaches wat wuuks wike a miniature sity. He wuns to da town skware an wings a bell. Soon mice cum wunning fwum awl diwekshuns.."Danger, Danger he cwies. Der be cats on da island! Dey gots Skwiggles, just snatced an ate him wite down! Oh no mouse is safe ! We gotta do sumting kwik!

"Now, now," skweeks ol Mrs. Mousekin, "calm down. I tink it time to cawl da Witch of Rodenta. She will hewlp us."
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Mar 13, 2003 01:56 PM

Awr dese da kits yu meowin bout Munchie?

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

PHCatnip Mar 13, 2003 07:13 PM

>>Awr dese da kits yu meowin bout Munchie?
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>>Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Oh YES Shorty, dat dem dat dem! Iz dey gonna go sign up to eat...er find...da mousies??
Purrs,
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Munchie

Shortstff467 Mar 14, 2003 12:42 PM

I donts nose Munchie, wets ask dem........"Tiger wat yu meowin bout buddy. How kin dat be, dey da best salors wound dese pawrts an dey had a bwand noo ship!" "Awl I nose is dat it awl offur da doks. Dey meows it was a big storm an now dey wost contakt. So who be cummin on da serch boat?"

Da kits meow amongst derownselfs a bit, den. "Otay, we awl agweed. Lets get to da doks." Off dey awl go, stwait to da wescue ship to sine up.....
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Shortstff467 Mar 14, 2003 12:45 PM

Wyfur I gettin da idee I da onwy one witin heer....comon guys, hewlp !!!!!

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Mar 17, 2003 10:45 AM

Awl da kits twoop on board da wescue ship an sign in, den head home to pack . Da ship will sail at furst lite an effury wants to be weady to go. Lusing da ships cats wood be a defastating bwo to da village.

Meanwile back on da island, da ships cats kontinu der fishing. At wast dey gets a bite. A nise sized fishie dat will feed dem both fur da nite. Dey builds a campfire an settle in. Dis spot by da fawlls seems to be a dood spot to stay.

Bak in Mousetown runners awr sent out to find da Witch of Rodenta. Effury mouse goes home to wait fur hur adfice..dey a fery nerfouse gwoup dis nite, an sweep cums hard....
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Mar 26, 2003 02:53 PM

Morning dawns bwite an bootiful. Da sky is bwite bloo, da sun is shwinning an a soft bweeze cums fwom da sea....

Da ships cats swowy awaken, stwetching an yawning. Saylor stirs up da wemains uf wast nites fwire an soon has da bit uf fish weft fwom da nite befur sizzwing in da wescued pan. Tar forages da neerby area fur berries an fwuit an soon bweakfast is weady. Unbenownst to da pare, hi abuff a mouse sits an watches der effury muuf.

Bak in Mousetown, da wesidents awr awso sturing affur a wong, westless nite..one by one dey come awt uf der houses each one asking his naybor, "Wat noos?"

The serchurs awr far distant twafeling swiftwy thwoo tunnel affur tunnel. How much farder mus dey go. Dey must find da Ol Witch soon, or it may be too wate fur mousedom!

Suddenwy da searchurs stwop in der twaks..."Who goes der? Who dwares intwood on dis pwace?" Da surchur mice stwand tweembwing. Finawy one bwafe mouse steps furward. "Be yu da Witch uf Rodenta?" he asks in a twembly voise.

Da wescu ship haffing set sail da nite befur is saling speediwy to da area war da ships cats boat is beweefed to haff disapeert. Wuukouts watch da seas karfuwy fur any sine uf der missing fwends........to be cont.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

Shortstff467 May 24, 2003 01:44 PM

Hafing finist bweakfast, Tar an Saylor walk bak to da beach. Dey wuuk twoo da wekage once more in hopes uf findin anyfing uf use....den da two skower da shore in serch uf dwiftwood. Der plan is to make as bit a pile as dey kan so iffun a ship cums neer dey kin wite a signal fire...

Meanwile bak in da tunnel deep undergwound, da serchur mice stand twembling befur da lawrge creature. "Wat do yu miserable widdle tings want wit da witch"? it snarls. "Pwease," a shaky voice wepwies,"we needs hur hewlp. Der be cats on da island. An dey haff aweady eaten one uf da villagers. Pwease we donts nose wat to do..". "Cats" da cweature snarls. " Der shood be no cats on dis island. Wait heer. Dont muff. I shall weturn shortly." Wit dat da creature turns an fanishes into da sowid wock behind it.

Aboard da wescue ship, awl is kwiet. Most uf da cwoo asweep in der beds...Onwy da wuukawts awr awert. Der shwarp eyes karefuwwy skanning da sea fur sines uf da missing ship an der fwends....to be cont.
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Nov 26, 2003 09:43 AM

Well beleef it or not da stwange cweature did finawy cum bak, aldoh by now does purr mice haff lost a few ounces waitin, meehee..."Otay yu guys, fowwo me." An wit dat a hole appears in wat seemed to be solid wock. Da mice fowwo da cweature twoo a long nawwo tunnel, effentually cumin awt to a small glade. High meowntains suwound it an on one side is a small cabin..dey fowwos da paff weading to it. When dey weach da door da owldest mouse steps up an knocks.."Come in," cawls a voice fwum inside. Da twee mice wuuk at eechuffur nerfuswy den swowy open da door an go inside. Der by da fwire dey see wat mus be da oldest mouse in da wurld..fur turned gway, face an paws heffily winkled. "Now," da gway mouse skweeks,"wats dis nonsense bout cats being on da island?"

"OH, maa'm but its twoo!" da twee excwaim. "Der weally ish cats on da island. Dey cames on a big boat wat had a hole in it an ish now at da bottom uf da bay! An, an dey ated Weginald. Dey jus gobbled him wite down. An, an we dont's nose wat to do!"

"Nonsense! I dont beweef a wurd uf dis!" Da owld mouse wepwies wit a glare. "I haff to see dis fur myself." An wit dat she gets up fwum hur chair an stwarts to da door. "Well cum on, wets go." She walks awt da door an stwarts up da paff to da tunnel wit da twee fwitend mice fowwoing behind hur...
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty

shortstff467 Nov 26, 2003 11:47 PM

Meanwile, Tar an Saylor haff bin busy fixin up der camp by da pond. Dey built a small leanto beside da hill an stored effuryting dey cood salfage in it..luckily da weafur ish warm an balmy bweeses blow akwoss da island..da two ships cats sit down to west fwum der wurk an take stok uf wat dey haff akumuwated..some food, a few tools, an wuckiwy a box uf waterpwoof matches...once dey awr wested dey deside to cwime to da top uf da hill. Purhaps fwum der dey can get a vuu of da suwwonding waters an make a signal fire in case a boat cums near..
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Shorty