Day 2 ob da Funhouse Renovation begin wif Dexx callink fur a organizational moment to touch base regardink da progress ob da project.
7:45am - Dexx haf created a makeshift lunchroom on da first floor wif a sofa & coffee machine. Hims pale & weak from da stress ob da last seberal days but more resolved dan effur to make dis a place ob harmony an comfort. Hims bustink wif ideas an can't wait to get started. Fings are lookink up.
8:00am - Gonzo show up on time dressed in crisp, clean overalls, neatly tied bandana and immaculately groomed. Hims fur is squeaky clean an shiny. Hims toolbelt is well organized an he haf draft papers stickink out hims oberall pocket. Hims haf Willy in tow. Willy is a mute or at least pretendink to be. But also pretty stong an therefore a potentially great asset.
8:04am - Vinny show up a lil late wif fur matted on one side an eyeboogers like granola. Him wearink da same clothes from yesterday but all is tolerated. Hims finally makink sense again an brought jelly donuts. Him also brimmink wif energy & ideas an haf a lil skip in hims step. Eben da lump on hims head is startink to become less noticable. Strangely enough...he does not smell.
10:12am - Pepper ob course is on 'PepperTime' which means 1 1/2 hours later dan effury else, on da clock wot iz 20 minutes fast. So all in all him only 22 minutes late, which is also quite encouragink an hims co-workers are impressed. Hims wearink lavendar bike shorts, wif a white tank top wot haf a apple logo wif da word 'Deelishus' in sparkley rhinestones. Oh...an Birkenstocks wif machink lavendar ankle socks wif white lace trim. Dexx hopes him haf clothes in da car. Pepper come in an immediately start to rant an rave an whine an cry and beech, beech, beech dat dere only one grape jelly donut left. He call da kits "Pigs" which ellicit much 'snortink & reetink' heckles from da uffers. An no sympathy wotsoeffur.
Dexx begin....
"As youz kits all noze, I builted DextuhWorld only a couple years ago an took a real baf on da investment. It didn't generate any interest from da Meow Chat Villagers affur openink day and da unfortunate cotton candy machine fiasco. But Mayor Munchie haf recuffered an hers furs is no longer pink an dat iz all wot is important. Da gem mines underneef haf kept me from losink my skins an generated great funds for da Renovation."
"Howeffur, it haf come to my attention dat fickle villagers haf heard our plans to convert da park haf begun stockink on torches an pitchforks. So in an effort to save our tails, I haf decided it would be best to keep some ob da rides an activities at da park. Da funhouse howeffur is ours!! We will continue wif da renovation."
Da boys explode in to cheers, whoops an butt smacks.
Dexx continue....
"For my project I haf chosen da gloomy, dark room wif da glow in da dark graffiti. I luff graffiti an haf decided to make this the Safety & Wellness Room. Dis will be da room where kits....BOY KITS....yes I said it an I don't care...can go to find Safety & Wellness...which haf fur sure been in short supply ob late. Da unveilink ob deez rooms will be tonight....so get to work!!!"
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)
Meows and Headbonks 
epper steps outside briefly because the moving van is here delivering the round water bed that him ordered for the entertainment room. It can be reserved for special *guests* if you get my drift. (wink, wink, wink).
