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'Muncher' come in to da room an Dexx get up to greet him.

A glazed look overtakes the strange new comer an he begins to grabbink fist fulls ob foodies, one paw affur anuffer. Suddenly, he start to remind Dexx ob someone...but who?
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Morgan Le Fay - aka 'Hoover da Dust Bunny Muncher'
Oscar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

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>>A glazed look overtakes the strange new comer an he begins to grabbink fist fulls ob foodies, one paw affur anuffer. Suddenly, he start to remind Dexx ob someone...but who?
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Da boys (yeaaaaaaaaaaa) watch da bisitir eatink all da stuff VInny brung out. Two 60 percentt leen greazy burgirs. A buncha chili pepperz fried in oil an hot sauce. Two chili dogs wit hot chili on dem. Der eyebools widen wen da kit downs a pawful uf raw halipeeno bits and chugs two dark beerz and burps.

Geeze guys, dis boy (yeaaaaaaaah) gots a stomak tuffer den Ashum ebun. Him gonta be great in da fartink contesst.

Note: THe use of the word ART was accidentally prefaced by a typographical F.

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>>>>A glazed look overtakes the strange new comer an he begins to grabbink fist fulls ob foodies, one paw affur anuffer. Suddenly, he start to remind Dexx ob someone...but who?
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>>Da boys (yeaaaaaaaaaaa) watch da bisitir eatink all da stuff VInny brung out. Two 60 percentt leen greazy burgirs. A buncha chili pepperz fried in oil an hot sauce. Two chili dogs wit hot chili on dem. Der eyebools widen wen da kit downs a pawful uf raw halipeeno bits and chugs two dark beerz and burps.
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>>Geeze guys, dis boy (yeaaaaaaaah) gots a stomak tuffer den Ashum ebun. Him gonta be great in da fartink contesst.
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>>Note: THe use of the word ART was accidentally prefaced by a typographical F.

:::::Muncher continues to down all da food in frunt ob her....er..him....until ebentually she....um....he.... slows down and starts turning a luffly shade ob pale green. She....I mean...he..... balls his paw into a fist and pops hisownself onna chest a few times. Finally a low rumbly roar starts eminatin' from bofe ends. All ob a sudden, a belch dat can be heard in italy comes out Munchers mouf. Next come 10 rapid fire belch's in succession. Da other kits stand in awe ob da power of da belch. A furry stwange look comes ober Munchers face. She....er...he.... warns all da kits to stand back and put out all matches, candles and lighters. Whoooooooosh!
Da sownd ob wind eminatin' frum da back end ob a certain weird guykit makes da room shudder and da fur stand up on all da kits backs. Da stench what builds up cud kill a huffalump. Muncher lets out a big sigh and falls back into da beanbag chair to take a nice catnap.::::::
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Da sownd ob wind eminatin' frum da back end ob a certain weird guykit makes da room shudder and da fur stand up on all da kits backs. Da stench what builds up cud kill a huffalump. Muncher lets out a big sigh and falls back into da beanbag chair to take a nice catnap.::::::

When the kit of unknown origin, who goes by then odd name of muncher, falls asleep Woooly whispers to Gonzo then GOnzo whispers to Pepper.

Pepper then dabs the chilly dog out of his ear that gonzo just spit in and passes the message to VInny, then Vinny whispers to Dexxtuh.

Woooly whispers to Gonzo to have Dexxtuh turn his nose on Muncher. The odiferous gas coming out of Muncher is very familiar. Dexxtuh has a very acute sense of smell and can tell who owns what fart from a mile away. He goes by the nick name ""the nose knows".

The music in the inna gada davida room is very loud and Gonzo thinks he hears woooly correctly and looks at woooly very strangely when he gets to message to pass on. But he figures Woooly is a pretty smart dood and a good cat so he passes on what has been said. Gonzo turns to Pepper and spreads the message along with a little chilly dog spray as well. "Put your clothes on Muncher, Dexxtuh" Pass it on....

Pepper rolls his eyebools at Gonzo and figures this is a pretty odd way to initiate a new kit into the Boys {yEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA} club but he passes the message on any ole way cuz Gonzo is twice his size and he might sit on top of him or sumfing.

Pepper turns to Vinny and says what gonzo says "Tickle the Toes of Muncher" Vinny hears but he is not sure he wants to pop of his converse high top tennis shoes and do it. He already smelled what comes out of both ends of Muncher and he thinks maybe the feet aint gonna smell much better.

None the less, an order is an order...... Vinny passes the message on to Dextuhh for him to do the deed. It is his panic room after all and he is gonna have to be in charge of the decisions made in the room. Vinny turns to Dexxtuh and says "Put your hose on Muncher, he is kind of stinky and needs a bafff".

Dextuhh looks at Vinny and Vinny looks back at Dexxtuh and nods his head and Dexxtuh takes out the garden hose and sprays muncher down from head to toe. muncher wakes up with a quick start and screeeches a screeem that they have heard somewhere before. But still, Dex can not pick up the scent, Vinny's acute hearing can not pick up the owner of the screech, Pepper can not pick up the visual of his mommy munchie with his own eyeboools and Gonzilly with all his kissings he gives can not pick up munchie's taste......

There is something very odd about this kit......... very odd indeed.
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Gonzo, Stumpy, and Willy

taste......
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>>There is something very odd about this kit......... very odd indeed.
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DOez you fink maybee dis kit is one uf doze tranvestitekits? I mean I mysself wuld haf a stwoke if I askeded on uf dem owt on a date or sumpthin. Maybe we's gots to check its britchez. I tells youse dat kit walk like Peppir when him is cwoss dwessed in a tite skirrt too.

Note: use of the word 'britches' is not to imply that anyone actually wants to get into anyone else's britches. This is after all a boykit (yeaaaaaaaaaa)sanctuary and we is alllllll man. The word 'transvestite' is used here strictly as a potential identifying factor and does not imply any discrimination. Cats do not have human rights issues and therefore, lack of statutes makes litigation on this issue a moot consideration.

:::Vinny peek inside da sanktuary. Inna Gada Da Vita still playink but noboddy der! No Peppir, No Gonzo, No Gonzilly, No DEXXTUH. Not efun no wierd neww guyy. Vinny git nerbous. HIm chew hims toe nails. Him bite hims pawkie. Den him pee. Vinny miss hiz palz sumfing feerce:::

"I iz bandoned!"

We just went out temproarily cuz that doood muncher stunk up the joint! Me and Woooly are right here dood.

Luff,
gonzo
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Gonzo, Stumpy, and Willy

>>We just went out temproarily cuz that doood muncher stunk up the joint! Me and Woooly are right here dood.
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>>Luff,
>>gonzo
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Gonzo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Willy!!!!!!!!!!! GONZILLY!!!!!!!!!
........slobber......slobber.......slobber, I'z so
glad to seez youse!!!!!! I gotz worreed!! I funk i wuz BANDONED!!! I putted sum air cleenerz in here so no stinke uf dat weerd kit no more. But him shure culd compeete in owr methane contesst! I wunnir wherre him/it wented???????
Gonzo,Where DEXXTUH???? I no kin find DEXXTUH!!!

:::::After bein' so roodley awakened by a bunch ob kits what thought they waz firemenkits and dat Muncher waz on fire or sumfing....she....er....he took cover in the menkits powder room. Da sound of the water comin' outta that hose gave her.....er...him....urges. Muncher think to her....er....himself...that the litterboxes in this powder room are awful funny looking and wonders how she.....er....he....is gonna do da bizzness at paw what called her.....er....him....into dis room. Meenwhile.....Vinny and Gonzo look high and low fur Muncher. They hear strange noises comin' from da menkits powder room and peek through the little hole in the wall. Suddenly Vinny gasps.....then Gonzo gasps.....then they both gasp.....they just can't beleeve the sight they are seeing.........::::::::::

>>>peek through the little hole in the wall. Suddenly Vinny gasps.....then Gonzo gasps.....then they both gasp.....they just can't beleeve the sight they are seeing.........::::::::::
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::Gonzo an Vinny eyeboolz pop owt. Willy run fer da corner. Dey kin hardly beleef wat dey seeink. Dem put da peep hole der so dey kin peek in on any wommmin kits wat dey 'invite'--whitch is rare. Vinny catch him bweath:::

Holy Cannoli Gonzo!!!! Dat a GIRLKIT!!!:::

>>>>>peek through the little hole in the wall.>>
>>Holy Cannoli Gonzo!!!! Dat a GIRLKIT!!!>>>

Dexx come home from shoppink to find Willy whimperink in da corner, tail betwixed hims legs. Gonzo & Vinny are runnink around da Panic Room, well panickink.

*Note: Da reader may interpret da term 'member' in woteffur context their silly little minds wud like.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Morgan Le Fay - aka 'Hoover da Dust Bunny Muncher'
Oscar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

But rather, he has discobered dat hims bestest buds in da whole world are PERVERTS!!! Real weirdos fur shur.
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>>"WOT...are you clowns doink? YOU...a Peekink Gonzo and YOU... a Peekink Vinny and YOU....
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Mreheheh. Fanks fer not blowink me in buddiez. I wulda denied cuttink dat hole anyhowz. My rulez is, unless dems got pikturez, dey caint prove I doned it. Mreheh.

:::Gizmo maken mental note to make shurez dat da next peep hole not as obvious:::