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Summer Cruise 2005

gonzokat Aug 11, 2005 07:22 PM

::Giz wearink hims blue blazir an white sailcloth pants an hims captainz cap. Him an bunny strollink da deck an spot Boom Boom massajing Peppir wif oil. Da horn blows twice an Giz an efury know it cocktail howr wif dem huge shrimpies an tons uf brie cheeze and chiggin satay an speshul cheeze puffs fwesh fwom da ovin. GIz an Bunny tap Maxi on da shulder while her makink gah gah eyez to a hansome guykit. Time fer shrimpies:::

I wunnir wat da poor peeples is doink?

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:::Pepper hear the two whistles and the caliope organ and he know it time to go get dressed up and meet the odder kits in the galley. Him reluctant to leaf Miss BoomBoom and her olive oil massage but a kit gotta do what a kit gotta do. Pepper head on up to the top level of the ship and go in hims deluxe stateroom with picture window out to the sea. Pepper go through hims 32 pieces of Gucci baggages and find him 100% silk pearl-colored evening gown with the antique lace bodice and seed purls on the puffy little sleeves. Him get all dolled up and head on down to Table #90 where some of hims friends are already seated eating they shrimp and lobster salad and sipping Cristal champagne and whispering in each odder's ears.

Pepper see Miss BoOmBoOm enter and approach the table. She lookin mighty fine dressed in her see-through sheer white short dress. Pepper hold the chair out for her while she take her seat and every at the table grinning from ear to ear. Pepper takes a bite of shrimp and wonder why him so lucky. Him must have beed borneded under a lucky star, let me tell you this. :::::

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Gonzo and WoooLee charge full speed onto the ship and race up to their suite to lay clam on the best bed. They know full well they will end up in bed together by the end of the night like they always do, but this is a tradition they share nonetheless. They hope their room is somewhere near boombooms in case she calls out for anything in the middle of the night they can be there to assist her. Afeter all she is traveling alone and it is a jungle out there, even on the high seas.

After dumping their bags they run to the dining hall to check out the buffet and indulge in a little snack before cruise time. They hope to see lots of friends on the cruise, but they want to get to the nummies first before the bon voyage party. the lay out is delish!!!! This is much better than the diet food they have been stuck on for sure.

gonzo
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Gonzo, Willy, Stumpy and Sasquatch

Replies (2)

MissBoomBoom Aug 11, 2005 07:53 PM

OOooooooooooooooooo!!! More grate kits on da crooze!!! Oooooooooooooooooo. Gonzo you hansum boy!!!! This gonna be FUNNNNNNN!!!! And I love FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

GizDaElder Aug 11, 2005 08:59 PM

>>OOooooooooooooooooo!!! More grate kits on da crooze!!! Oooooooooooooooooo. Gonzo you hansum boy!!!! This gonna be FUNNNNNNN!!!! And I love FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

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:::Giz unbuttin hims linen pants cause him stuffed. Da orkestra strike up a nice fox trott an him an bunny hed fer da dance floor to cut a few dips. Him pass BoomBoom an Peppir an da bootle uf olive oil agin an Giz fink dis guykit gonta be a oil slik afore da cruize is ober. Giz an bunny move toward da edge an peer ofur into da water. Him blink. Him blink agin. Him swear it iz so. der sum not in snorkil an wet soot wat look like...

Jaysus it Mojo!

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