I iz Le Miserables! I iz da bord monitor. So heer da bord rulez
1. Der will be nufink offensif on dis bord. I decide wat offensif. If it bodders me, it not allowed.
2. If I no like wat you write, I gonta put a monkey wrentch rite into yer fun.
3. If I no like wat you rite I gonta embaris you so bad you gonta be steeming mad an prolly leave here. Goot. I no want youse here anyways. Dis my bord. You prolly don think like me anywayz, so gits out of here. So der.
4. If I no like wat you write me an all my sykophants is gonta write emails bowt youse behind yer back. Evenshully one will gits back to youse fwom a traitor. We gonta say all kindsa cwappy cwap abowt youse an dat amazink sintce we don efun knows yous, but who carez. Yer muddir wearz combat boots.
5. Der will be no fun on dis bord. Doez youse understand? Fun is persona non gratis. End uf story.
6. If I fink youse is gettink too mutch attenshion an thinkink abowt yerownself instead uf doink wat you posed to do, witch is finking about ME, I gonta tell youse to stop monopolizink my bord.
7. I will fink of more rulez as da moode strikes me dependink on wat kinda mood I iz in at da time. Youse will neber know wen I gonta strike neether.
Enjoy!
exx put paw to keyboard but den pull away furry fast. LesMis looks like a furry stern nun wot used to wrap hims knuckles wif a ruler in Catholic School. An she got a furry big schnozola. She look kinda like a witch. No, Dexx not like dis purrson at all an haf resolfed to make her life truly Miserables
