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My lips is chapped!

::::Hands Glowmonger her chapstick::::
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>My lips is chapped!>>

Chapped??? Snort...miserable as you is I bet dey more like SPLIT. Somekit you wacked up upside da kisser dint dey? You know why?? Cuz you a cranky britches. Beech, beech, beech, moan, moan, moan....Oh my nerfs, oh my toe, oh my rug, oh my pie hole. You need some luf, you ole Witchiepoo. Here let me gif youz a big SMOOCH!!!
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

I no wantz yer stoopit kissez! Now git yer butt in da cornir an GLOW!

Shud up glowmonger. Say! Haff you ever hadded a bug fly in your ear? That happen me the odder day and it still buzzing around inside there. Inside my hollow head. It just buzzing and zooming around inside my hollow head and won't come out the odder ear! This about driving me crazy.

Please. Advise on how to remove bug from inside my hollow head.

Thanks and much love, Peppper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>>Please. Advise on how to remove bug from inside my hollow head.

Da anser iz simpil stoopit. GLOW! Efury body stop wat youse doink an glow fer da bug in Pepper's hallow head!

>> GLOW! Efury body stop wat youse doink an glow fer da bug in Pepper's hallow head!>>

NO!!! Don't GLOW...These lil bugs are critters of GAWD too...fink about wot you sayink. How do you know dere only one? Mebee dere two an dems been lookink fur a place to lay dere buzzy heads. Mebee dey hungry an cold an tired...OH OH mebee it is a young buggy couple..an mebee dere wif buglets...knocked up...scorned...wearink da scarlet letter ob sin...on da run from an old, cold dried up world where dere luf can neffer be....Oh GAWD, da humanity....

AAAAAAhhhhhhh.....Thud
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>NO!!! Don't GLOW...These lil bugs are critters of GAWD too...fink about wot you sayink. How do you know dere only one? Mebee dere two an dems been lookink fur a place to lay dere buzzy heads.

Youse rite Dexxterr. Considerink Pepper gots no brainz, der plenty uf room in hims hed for a coupla hundrid genirashions uf da whole bug fambly to spawn.

Baaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaa.
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A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

I just hope they don't plant corn stalks as their
'main crops' in my hollow head. WAAA WAAA WAAA

Dis gonna hurt bad when they start plowing the outer forty!! WAAA WAAAA

Love, Pepper :::who wish the buzzing in him hollow head would cease and desist immediately:::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>I just hope they don't plant corn stalks as their
>>'main crops' in my hollow head. WAAA WAAA WAAA
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Deer Corn Brane.

You nots goink to be any stupider so don worry bowt it.
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Premium cat food, $1.49 a can
Bowl uf Poland Springs water, $.50
Warm bed to sleep in, Free
A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

Deer Glowmonger,

Mumma has a couple of split ends and her roots iz showink. Pleeze glow so that she can see a hairdressir soon. Also, pleeze glow fur da frog Peppir giffed me. There iz butter and garlick wiff hims name on it.

Tank Q

Love,

BunnyNala

Split endz! Gassssssssp!

Dis callz fer SERIOUS GLOW!!!! Fwom EFURY! And der Hole Famliez! And der fwiendz!!!