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Fun House Party

Dexxkat Oct 31, 2006 05:26 PM

Dextuh been workink all da preparink da Neuticle Hall fur da party. Him got eggstra wooden fold out chairs an a buffet table full ob all sorts ob nasty nummies. Witch finger cookiess, Buffalo Bat wings wif Blue cheese pus dip, Deep Fried Spider crackles, Spooky Baked Spuds wif scary toppinks, an bowls ob bloody popcorn wif eyebolls. Him haf decorated wif da typical scary halloween decorations. Spider webs, dust (well, da dust were already there), tombstones, coffins an wot not...

All dat is left is to wait fur hims guests
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Replies (8)

VinnyLeChat Oct 31, 2006 05:35 PM

::Vinny show up az....Vinny. Him wearink hims merryman soot, cept hims neuticles keep slippink so him haf one hand on hims crotch. Him clutchink a hugge bag uf treets in da uddir, cept him keeps switchink handz, but him no care. Dem kits dem gif da treets too not gonta no da diffrence:::

I dint haf no treets so I stoled all uf Tosca's biskits an stuff.

RoniOfOurOwnie Oct 31, 2006 06:17 PM

Hi Efury, I hopes you no gots RAID.

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Roni LUV Hims Thylvie an him Lizbef.

PHCatnip Oct 31, 2006 07:41 PM

Now DAT iz cute!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

DaExtwaCat Oct 31, 2006 07:44 PM

Hallow Efury.

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Efury Shuld Hav A Extwa Cat

Pepper Oct 31, 2006 08:12 PM

::epper comes swishing in swaying hims hula skirt this way and that. He huff and puff on accounta (c. Binny 301 BC) because Mom-Julie so tied up answering the doorbell and greeting all the kiddies tonight almost caused Pepper to be tardy to the pardee on line. Woe is him. But better late than never and here him is.::

Yallow every! I gots my bag of treets here. It bird seed because we gived all our odder stuff to the neighborhood kids and I had to go out to the garage and find birdseed for youse all. Hope you don't mind.

I gots a trick up my skirt too. MOL What kind of beer do vampires drink? give up? They drink BLOOD WEISER. Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee

Well, let me have some of those chicken wings with the bleu cheese pus. Yum! Yum! It don't get much better than this, do it? :::says Pepper stuffing hims mouth full of buffalo wings:::

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Dexxkat Oct 31, 2006 08:59 PM

Dexx is mingling here an there greetink hims guests an wot not. He refills da dip an snack trays. He takes da kits coats an jackets an hangs dem in da closet. Little duz anykit know dat lurkink in da closet is non-uffer dan lil Monte-saurus (in hims dinosaur costume). As da coats collect in da closet, Monte take a needle an single piece ob thread an lightly sew effurykits coat cuffs shut.

Dextuh remark how bootiful Pepper look in hims lil hula skirt, swayink sensually back a forth. Da uffer kits look at Dexx wif raised eye whiskers.

No, NO...fink Dexx..I just mean, he look sexy...err I mean handsome...err...good. Dexx blush an go back to da kitchen.

Vinny pause an wunner....hmmmm??? Den him just shrug an go back to da buffet.

Meanwhile unner da buffet table, Oskar take a small hack saw and saw anuffer 1/4 ob an inch off the back to legs ob Vinny's chair. He haf been goink at dis all night. 1/4 inch here, 1/4 there...jus waitink fur Vinny to notice.....or fall ober.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

VinnyLeChat Oct 31, 2006 09:24 PM

>>Meanwhile unner da buffet table, Oskar take a small hack saw and saw anuffer 1/4 ob an inch off the back to legs ob Vinny's chair. He haf been goink at dis all night. 1/4 inch here, 1/4 there...jus waitink fur Vinny to notice.....or fall ober.
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::Vinny pickink da eyebools owt uf da dip an poppink dem in hims mouf. Him notice him chair a liddle wobbly but him no care. Him wearink hims cool costume wat Roni brung him and him gots a liddile gas fwom da bufalo bat wings.

Wiscats Nov 14, 2006 06:13 PM

>>Hi Efury, I hopes you no gots RAID.

My Roni wath da cutetht roach eber!! Now nokit bedder thpray him!
Thylvie
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
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Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and kittens Daisy, Gerry and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, MistyBlue, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

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