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Our trees have losteded all of they leaves. Now they is neked. Please send naked tree glow. Thanks!! XXOO

Love, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Well Pepper, don't just sit there flapping yur lips, get sum blankets and cover dose twees befur dey get arrested fur indecent exposure!!
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

Dexx fall on da ground an laff an laff at Peppers butt nekkid trees. Him fink dey too skinny an need a sandwich. Dem got da curves ob, well....trees.

Not like Dextuh...him a furry voluptuous mankit. Him lif a patch ob fur from hims chest an flash a furry perky an sexy mankit boob fur all hims furrends to see....
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Oops....Dex lay on da floor wif hims paws ober hims head peakink up at da sky to see iffen thunderbolts from da village censors are hurlink towards him for sayink 'boob'. Him not know iffen dat one's legal or not.

(mehemmmhemmhemm...I said it again...)
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Hey Dex, da ole fraze "I felt da earf move unner my paws.." came to mind. Iffen dat happen to yu, run fur da hills!! MOL
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

::::::Gonzo runs to Michaels craft store and buys a bag of silk leaves and some Elmers Glue All. He straps on his handy dandy tool belt and heads to Peppers to glue each an every leaf back on the nekkid trees before the censors get to them and have the FCC charge them wiff all the indecency charges that Janet Jackson went through wiff her superbowl wardrobe malfunction::::::::::

Don't you worry one bit pepper. Your tree will be fixed up in a jiffy. I hope you aint expecting no lightnink storms anytime soon.....

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>::::::Gonzo runs to Michaels craft store and buys a bag of silk leaves and some Elmers Glue All. He straps on his handy dandy tool belt and heads to Peppers to glue each an every leaf back on the nekkid trees before the censors get to them and have the FCC charge them wiff all the indecency charges that Janet Jackson went through wiff her superbowl wardrobe malfunction::::::::::
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>>Don't you worry one bit pepper. Your tree will be fixed up in a jiffy. I hope you aint expecting no lightnink storms anytime soon.....
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>>gonzo
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>>Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>>>::::::Gonzo runs to Michaels craft store and buys a bag of silk leaves and some Elmers Glue All. He straps on his handy dandy tool belt and heads to Peppers to glue each an every leaf back on the nekkid trees before the censors get to them and have the FCC charge them wiff all the indecency charges that Janet Jackson went through wiff her superbowl wardrobe malfunction::::::::::

Mommy say dis all reemind her uf da O Henry story uf Da Last Leaf. But der wuz no swere words in it.

I gonta let dis one go Dexterous. But i'm tellin you you pull da cwap one more time an I gonta kick yer arse back to da uddir bord were dem no kin stand youse. Youse creatif kits is nufink but a pain in da keester wif yer chit. Go takez borink lessons will ya?

(Le Miser hopink hims superior doesnt notice his own language)

Furthermore, I kin use bad language cause I in charge. Whatefur I say goez. Furthermore, whatever offends me is offensif even if it not offensif. Furthir more, I wuz heer furst so dat make me morilly supeerior to youse.

carry on. Now go haf fun so I kin trow a monkey wrentch into it. It wat I lif for! I'm watchink! I haf no life!

Boob
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Boobages........
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

POOP.

BOOBIES!!!!

MeeheeheeheeheeeHEEHeeeheeeheeee...
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>BOOBIES!!!!>>

Mom buyed us new boobies today. She wented to da new pet store what opene dup and dey had furry catnip boobies on sale 2 fur a dollar. So she buyed us a bunch cuz dey keep disapeerin' to da netherwurld.
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

CAH CAH.

Dookie
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

:::gonzo pulls out his momma's bar of soap and chases after dextuh and giz to worsh their mouths out like their mommas otter do...:::::::::::::

No quick wiff the potty mouth and help me glue on these leaves already!!!

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>No quick wiff the potty mouth and help me glue on these leaves already!!!>>

Dexx quickly scoop hims jaw off da floor. Him not surpised wot Gonzo should point out hims wayward behavior an rightly so, but him messink wif LesMiserables too.

Neffurdaless, Dexx glue an stick an stick an glue...waitink fur da inevitable tragedy.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>Neffurdaless, Dexx glue an stick an stick an glue...waitink fur da inevitable tragedy.
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Unner no circumstances let Pepper neer dat glue gun!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Dookie
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Oh , dith ith fun! I gonna meow thumfing in Frenchy fur LesMiserablesKit:
"Pipi"! giggle
Oh, and "pet" too!

Thylvie
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and kittens Daisy, Gerry and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, MistyBlue, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~

Oy!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

mhee hee whee Gonzo... u said Potty... an an an nekked nekked nekked....

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