Dearest furrends,
It is wif great saddness dat I must inform you dat our beluffed board monitor,'LesMis'is gravely ill. Da vegetarina haf informed me dat she are sufferink from a condition called Opti-Rectal Disfuncshun.
It is deteriorashun ob da nerf wot goes from da eyeboll to da rectum an gifs her a sh*tty outlook on life. As time goes on an da nerf grows weaker her attitude will become worse an worse until finally her sphincter will poop out completely. When dis happens da bum bricks will hit da fan an most ob us too.
So please send you warmest, most powerful GLOWS to LesMis. And Godkit be wif all ob at da bottom of da hill it rolls down.
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