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Despite heroic and note-worthy valiant efforts of a one Dexxtuh and a one Gonzo of trying to gloo on one leaf at a time on my trees, they is falling behind and my trees say they iz still very cold and they iz shivering in the wind.

You all is not sending enough Nekkid Tree Glow and youse all too distracted and should be ashamed of yourownselfs.

Now stop what you iz doing...like eating and bathing....and

SEND THE GLOW!!

Love, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

And while you iz at it, send more glow to my poor, little tree frog, too. Him not like it that you iz thinking about odder things than such as him! Harumph!! Shame on youse twice over.

Love Pepper

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>And while you iz at it, send more glow to my poor, little tree frog, too>>

Poor little Mr. Tree Frog. Dexx who always thinkink ob offurs, feel such deep sympathy for da lil amphibimum dat him make a tiny parka out ob hims furry own fur mats wot Mommy cut off. It is warm an cozy an look furry stylish.

Furs for Trees an all dere furrends...Hmm? Hmm?
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

gonzo collects all the fur off the carpet, cat brushes, couches, clothes, kitchen table, bed, blankees, car seats, scratcher, and he gives everykit another brush down one more time to get any extras he can and fills up 7 glad garbage bags full of furs for dextuh to make the trees into fur trees. This otter get you started dex. And don't you worry none. we aint got no fleas or nothing here for the trees to catch.

gonzo

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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>Despite heroic and note-worthy valiant efforts of a one Dexxtuh and a one Gonzo of trying to gloo on one leaf at a time on my trees, they is falling behind and my trees say they iz still very cold and they iz shivering in the wind.

:::Vinny bolt up fwom hims blankey wif a idea. As youse all no, dis is rare. Him gits dressed reel fasst wifowt washink up, witch nufink new. Him run ober to da sportz place an rennt a tennis ball shootir. Den him stop off at da paint store an buy hefy duty gloo:::

Vinny gathir a gazillion leefs on da grownd neer peppirs butt nekid treez an trow dem in da hoppir. Den him toss in da gloo an shake em all arownd. Vinny stannd behind da shooter an aim:::

::Vinny all eksited him gonta gif da bare butted treez sum leefs back. Him neber notise da kits walkink by as him look down an pussh da button an yell::

BONSAI!!!!

Luckily for gonzo he was thinking on similar lines as vinny and he brought out his leaf blower to stick da leafs to the trees. Gonzo gets hit with Vinnys first leaf bomb, but after that gonzo is able to turn his machine towards vinny and have them shoot right back at him. All the kits are completed covered in leaves at this point and they are going to need some serious rubadubdubbing to get cleaned up from this mess. Hopefully the trees will be able to last a little longer. Can every please send us some leaf grooming rubadubdubbing glow please?
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Jeepers, iffin we send deez trees any more Glow, dey gonna catch on fire!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

Now stop what you iz doing...like eating and bathing....and
u didn't say nuffin bout sleepin... zzzzzzzzzz
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