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Here a piture of me and da leeves this morning. I not so small no more. Is I still cute thow? Mojo say I a ugly cow dog!

Tosca!! Lookit me! I up here in the tree above you!! Be careful or I gonna throw an acorn down on your hollow head. MOL

Love, Pepper

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Tosca!! Lookit me! I up here in the tree above you!! Be careful or I gonna throw an acorn down on your hollow head. MOL

::Tosca rubb her eyebools an sniffle:::

All da kits pik on me! I a goot puppy. I a BIG puppy but I a GOOT puppy! Mojo an Roni go waaaaayyyyyy up high where i no kin gits dem. I cry an bark an yell an dem laff at me. Den I fergits bowt it an starrt to play wif my duckie an nekxt thingg I know dem flyink ober me!!

Dat a swell pikshur ob you, Tosca. Mom sez you gets purrtier ebery time she see you.
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Dat a swell pikshur ob you, Tosca. Mom sez you gets purrtier ebery time she see you.
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>>Munchie & the Catnip Crew

Fank youse Munchie you a nise kitty not like pepper an mojo pepper drop a acorn on my puppy hed! Sniff..

vavavavooooom!!! Hubba hubba! You a hotty Tosca! A fine piece of meat iffin I ever saw one!

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Gonzo sprays binaca in his mouth and checks his pits then he approaches Tosca...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!

Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Do you come here often?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I s there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

What's your sign?

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

You must be from Pearl Harber, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

(person walks in, and you say And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

Mars? this is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes.

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

:::gonzo waits to see iffin any of his lines work on her
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Jaysus.
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Jaysus.

I iz speetchless.
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A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

>>>>Jaysus.
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>>I iz speetchless.
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ROFLMAO!!!! I like the booger one!! But I'm exhausted from da readink.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

I only puttid out a couple pages of the millions of pick up lines I gots. I don't want Tosca to think I am too desperate, but she didn't even flinch from all da lines I sent. I am going back to Kasha and sticking to my breed and species....

gonzo

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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

OH Gonzo youse iz so romantikal!
Keese me on de leepse!

Atta girl Tosca!
Here's a nise T Bone for ya, atta girl.
Now i gots to run an see Kasha.

>>OH Gonzo youse iz so romantikal!
>>Keese me on de leepse!
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Gonzo gets real nervous cuz he has never had Tosca give in so easily to his aminul magnetism before. Gonzo is speechless and don't know what to say. All that comes out are more tacky pick up lines because that is all he rehearsed saying. He turns red as a tomater and says:

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Just where do those legs of yours end?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

He wonders what Tosca is going to think of his speech problem...
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Oy

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Premium cat food, $1.49 a can
Bowl uf Poland Springs water, $.50
Warm bed to sleep in, Free
A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

Jiminy crickets Gonzo...you gots a god line ob....well....let's juzt say you gots a good line. MOL. Who could resist????
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Here a piture of me and da leeves this morning. I not so small no more. Is I still cute thow? Mojo say I a ugly cow dog!
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Yeah, you is still cute. Or rafur, you is bootiful! Dat's betterer dan cute enny day!
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The Wiscats: "Every life should have [at least] 9 cats"! Or is it "Cheaper by the [almost] dozen"??
The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie Wiscat-StLouie
Poucette-Noelle CCarlini-Rexford
Simba Wiscat
Henri le Chanceux Wiscat
Minette Wiscat-CCarlini
Monsieur Gervais le Blanc Wiscat
Annie-Claire Rexford-CCarlini
Andre-Guillaume Wiscat
Beau Wiscat
Giselle-Elizabeth SpankyRanch
Sylvie-Chantal la Joie Wiscat-SpankyRanch
~~ and varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going - right now Violet and BIG kittens Gerry, Daisy, and Mike, plus Cece and orphan kittens, Bud, Night, Cookie and Cupcake ~~