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Gonzo giffed me a great idea....He says he is goink to sell some stories about Pepper to da STAR an I started finkink dat we kits should collaborate on a tell all book ob MCV Mysteries and Scandals complete wif piksures an documents. Wif all da juicy wotnots dat goes around here it would be a best seller for sure. I could tell a few tales ob my own.....

I suggest we get Vinny to pull out hims calabash an start private investigatink immediately. Maybe we cud come up wif some dirt on LesMis an persuade her to stop beink such a sourpuss. Blackmail has been know to haf a mellowink effect on such crappy pants.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Oh OH!!! Maybe we could start off by each kit choosink a subject an topic. Like, subject=Wooly & topic='What You Neffur Knew About Him'. An each write a lil chapter fur da book.

What you fink?
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Dex wears a fur coat and Pepper wears a toupee

WoooLee

>>Dex wears a fur coat and Pepper wears a toupee>>

GASP!!! I'M NEKKID!!

Coming Soon.......
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Hellllllllllp! I iz Blinnnnnnnndddddd!!!
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

Dexx flip hims bald leg ober an FLASH Giz...

BAH Hahahahahahahahahaaa
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>Dexx flip hims bald leg ober an FLASH Giz...
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>>Peekaboo, Jimmie see you!!!
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::Giz clutch hims chesst:::

Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

firs of all, this is just plain nassy. You all shoulded bee ashamed of your ownselves! Harumph. I is not balled. No way! Harumph!! I resemble those rabbit ears!! Harumph.

Nevermind. Okay, then. This what I writing about. How Giz maded me loose my lunch. Him waz in kahoots with none odder than Flea Bailey, Esq. and they waz cooking up some scheme to take me to the cleaners. Literally and figurtively. however yu spell that. Well, so, but, anyway, I haded my feelings hurted reel bad. Because I trusted Flea Bailey and him turn out to be crooked as a ... well, I don't know what. But him not straight. Lest I digress however. Him and Giz was plotting against me. To take my money of which I do not haff much of, btw.

so anyway, I founded out and was choking on my soop. so I tolded him "go pik on somebuddy your own size! Harumph!" and him laff and laff. And then Giz laff and laff and it hurted my feelings. harumph.

End of storee. That was it. How Giz and Flea Bailey taked advantage of sweet, kind, adorable, little soul as such as I am. For no reason.

The End. Love, Pepper ::the innocent::: and sweet. too btw.

P.S. and they planned to eet my sweet, deer, little, adorable, innocent tree frog. Which also hurted my feeelings in addition to hurting feelings of said froggie.

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Deer Deer Peppir, how culd you efun FINK uf sutch a fing. I haf wepresennted you faithfully an dat da troot! Now come on ofer to my offis an letz talk. I tell youse wat, I gonta cansel dat last bill I sented youse an considir it pro boned.

Of Counsil,
Flea Bailey
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

>>Deer Deer Peppir, how culd you efun FINK uf sutch a fing. I haf wepresennted you faithfully an dat da troot! Now come on ofer to my offis an letz talk. I tell youse wat, I gonta cansel dat last bill I sented youse an considir it pro boned.
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Pay no tenshion dat dis fwom Giz's scween name Peppir it reely me, Da Flea. I iz postink fwom ober Giz hows wile him not in da room. Does youse wants to buy some swamp land? I kin gits youse a goot deal an I handil da hole fing.

Luff
Flea
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

Pay no tenshion dat dis fwom Giz's scween name Peppir it reely me, Da Flea. I iz postink fwom ober Giz hows wile him not in da room. Does youse wants to buy some swamp land? I kin gits youse a goot deal an I handil da hole fing.

Flea, You bedder not bee pulling the wool over my eyes!! I gonna trusted you this time but if you trying to trik me again .. well, I don't know what I gonna do!! Harumph.

Okay, then. I belief you. How much is said swamp land? Where is location? I have a need for some swamp land as it turn out because my greenie frog need a winter home as it gonna turn very cold here soon and him not gonna make it out there on that leaf.

you get back to me and you better be on the up and up this time and not try to trik me! Harumph.

Love, Your very good friend, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Oh yeah shure buddy no worry bowt it youse kin trusst me I a lawyir!

Letz see I no dem want a couple hundrid thowsind fer da property. most uf it still intackt too cept da parts wat sunk fwom da qwicksand. Lookit lemmie gits back to youse on it an gits youse a goot prise as soon as I find owt how mutch we needs to fixx da sails on da yacht...uh I meen as soon as I finds owt da lowest amowunt dem will take.

See ya latir buddy

Yours,
Flea

>>Maybe we cud come up wif some dirt on LesMis an persuade her to stop beink such a sourpuss. >>

Hmm....dis might be s story in itself...I tawt LesMis was a boykit. MOL.
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>>Hmm....dis might be s story in itself...I tawt LesMis was a boykit. MOL.

I wat chu call HERMAPHODITICAL. Dis meens I neber haf to leeve da howse!

i thought LesMisberables Kit was a boy, too!! I asked him out for a date already and him not sayed nothing about being a gurl!! Harumph. Now I mad. Now I furious. every trying to trik me on these here boards.

Love, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)