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:::Vinny hobbil into da street, werink hims merrymankit uniforrm. Him clutchink hims tites jus above hims nees:::

I only gots one neutikle! I iz missink a neutikle!!! It goned!!!!

::epper prances and swishes around town on Main Street with hims chest puff out and a Chesire Cat grin on hims face. Every can't help but notice that him wearing a very revealing tite pair of sweat pants with three.... count em, THREE...neuticles very pronounced unner hims pants!!! Him grin and swish down the street to wolf whistles from some construction kits what is working on the new building down on Alley Cat Avenue::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Da case ob da missink neuticle..... harumph -- I not certain dat Peppurr weally has three -- we hear him has been caught before, hum, stuffink hims boxers wiff used kleenex....
I mean, I not gonna check to be sure, but I has jus heard dis...

I fink I gonna go out to da golf course -- one ob dem neuticuls might haff gotten mixed up wiff da range balls..

Ash goes off whistling, "Balls cried the queen, if I had 2 I'd be king.... "
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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares

You need Nads??? I got nads...I got a whole box ob neuticles. I cud lend you some. Not dat I need dem, cuz I am a fully, robustly endowed Mankit (See eggzibit A) I only use dem fur effect. I was at one time bestowed upon by the GODkits themownselfs but then I uh...got caught up on the juice an uh....they shrivelled. But they used to be a LOT bigger.

EGGZIBIT A

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>You need Nads??? I got nads...I got a whole box ob neuticles. I cud lend you some.

::Vinny rummige franktikly tru da box uf Nadz. Him rummage an rummage but nufink...um...FEELZ rite::::

None uf dese matchez da one I gots! I gonta haf one nad biggir den da uddir!!! I gonta haf unmatcheded nadz!!! I gonta be da laffink stok uf da neutikleers!!! I iz finished! Who gonta date a merrymankit wit nadz wat no match! Who gonta date me ANYWAYSs, mutch less wif assymetrikal nads!

Hey Vinny, yu could always find too bigger ones dat match and use dems. Affur aww, a Merrymankit can neber haff nads dat are too big, rite?

Or yu could use dis new machine we got - da Acme TorNADic Neuticle Maker! Da only fing about what it makes is dat dey turn out noNADhesive.
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

>>Hey Vinny, yu could always find too bigger ones dat match and use dems. Affur aww, a Merrymankit can neber haff nads dat are too big, rite?
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Biggir nads!
I wantz biggir nadz! I wants nadz like Dexxtuah acause Peppir alwayz say Peppir gots more nads den brainz!

Oh boy! Biggir nadz! I gonta be so cool. I gonta strutt an gyrate an be so cooooooool!

Vinny, I aint got non of dem nad thingies. Me, Gonzo and WoooLee got ours scooped out wiff the ice cweem scooper. But I do got a big basket of toy eyebools and I bet two eyebools down there would be quite an attraction and point of discussion for da ladies.

Just let me know iffin you are interested.

Squashy

Gonzo dat a gret Idea! Kin I haf a pair uf dose so I kin see wat I doin???

Mommy bettink dis posst gonta gits remofed. If so no harrd feelinks just long as I gits me da paire uf eybools!

Gonzo dat a gret Idea! Kin I haf a pair uf dose so I kin see wat I doin???

Mojo, we think you gots udder pressink issues to deal with before you getting eyebools places next to your what nots. You might need to look into some rogaine or sumfing first.

Wait till the enquirer gets ahold of this picture...

Gonzo

memehehehee

::::::Munchie quickly throws her paws ober her eyebolls so she not see deez nekkid nads::::::
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Ash goes off whistling, "Balls cried the queen, if I had 2 I'd be king.... ">>

ROFMMTO!!!!

Dexx cober Ash wif sloppy kisses.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

:: Le Mis take out hims wistle an blow it harrd:::

Fowl! Youse is hafink too mutch fun! Time owt! Penalty!!!

>>Ash goes off whistling, "Balls cried the queen, if I had 2 I'd be king.... "
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And da king replied:

Not beecause her had two but acause her wanted two.

Bahahaaaa!
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

>>Not beecause her had two but acause her wanted two.
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>>Bahahaaaa!
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Make dat da king replied
Not acause him wantid two but acause him HAD two.

Yeesh.
Rimshot. Fank youse fank youse. I gonta be heer all week. Pleeze remembir to tip yer waitress!
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

- we hear him has been caught before, hum, stuffink hims boxers wiff used kleenex....

Harumph. Now I mad. Now I furious. Now I gotted hurted feelings. I have never, ever, never putted USED kleenexes in my unnerpanties!! Harumph. They always fresh from the box of Puffs! Harumph.

Now that you saying that, it remind me of something about Gonzo. Him eets USED Q-Tips!! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW Now that disgusting!!

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

Hmmmmm eyebolls instead ob nads.... me gotta tink about dat one a witul bit...

Well I not fink dat wood wurk furry good for me onaccounta I gots so much britches back dere (unlike Dexter who go around nekid and strutting hims stuff) dat I woodn't be able to see nuffin anyolways.

Oh, and Pepper I am reliefed to hear dat you only uses fresh Puffs -- Dat is quite da perfect thing to use for enhancing ones own Fuzzy Puffs -- get it -- Puffs fur da Puffs....

Laffink himself siwwy... Ashums
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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares

I agree with ashum and all us zillies would have the same problem with the eyebools there. Kinda of like the view of a sheep doggie. It just aint worth the vet visit for the surgery.

gonzo

Oh, and Pepper I am reliefed to hear dat you only uses fresh Puffs -- Dat is quite da perfect thing to use for enhancing ones own Fuzzy Puffs -- get it -- Puffs fur da Puffs

Um, yeah, I get it, ashums. MOL

Love, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)