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I just gots off da fone wit da realters uf da floreeda swamp land an dem will settil on $130,000. Dem wantid more but I reeminded dem how da qwicksand keepz takink chunks uf da acreage down an dem bettir hurry up. Anyfink fer my buddy Peppir.

An by da by, me an GIz wants to invitte youse to our yacht party where we gonta selabrate a compleet oberhaul uf da yacht. We decided we gonta name dat bad boy aftur youse!

Dats rite pepper youse gots a huuge yacht named
"Paid For By Peppir"
Is dat kool or wat???

Flea Bailey, EsqKit

>>I just gots off da fone wit da realters uf da floreeda swamp land an dem will settil on $130,000>>

See, now dis is why Pepper is not a businesskit. Him not got da sense to see da wolf through da fleas or sumpfink like dat. I usta feel furry sorry fur him, so trustink an innocent but now I'm...I'm....just eggsausted. Hims gray matter is all oatmeal.

I jus know dis is goink to land him in serious crap. I jus know it........
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

just gots off da fone wit da realters uf da floreeda swamp land an dem will settil on $130,000.

Flea, I absolutely refuse to pay less than $175,000. You go back and tell them that they better accept that or I not buying!!
Harumph.

You and Giz are sure delightful to name the yacht after me!! I iz so proud. Kin I come aboard and haff lunch with you two guys sometime? I would love, love, love that.

Love Pepper ::so proud that hims furry little chest feel like it gonna burst::::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>Flea, I absolutely refuse to pay less than $175,000. You go back and tell them that they better accept that or I not buying!!>>

Dextuh read in silence.

Well, almost silence, eggsept fur da screams ob a thousand braincells 2, leapink out ob hims earholes an plummetink to dems deaf on da pawboard below.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Well now lil buddy Peppir, I fink itz a goot deel and priced rite. Its ekzakly how much we need to redo da ballroom on da yacht...um I meen it's exkzakly da rite price. I know fer a fakt dem gots uddir offers so I fink dem doink me a favor acause I tolded dem you wuz my buddy. Den too youse gots to fink uf da frog. Him no kin lasst mutch longer on dat leef it gettink colder owt an Floreeda perfekt fer him. In fakt I fergots to tell youse I negoshiated a frog howse fore him! Free! Parrt uf da deel! I tell youse wat, I gonta kick in ten thowsaind myself fer youse as a tokin uf my esteem.

Of cowrse we gonta gif youse luntch! Youse come to da boat wen we close da lannd deel an youse bring me da 20k finders fee right? We gonta give you watefur you wants fer luntch. After all, da PAID FOR BY PEPPIR iz named aftur youse! You gonta gits to brek a bottil uf dom perignon on da ship! Of course if youse no wants da deel on da land I spose we culd gits togetter anudder time maybe..

Regards,
Flea

Flea,

I cannot tell youse how much I appreciate all that you haff doneded for me and my froggie. Him squeeling with delight.

Please. Allow me to bring the bottle ~ oh heck, make it a case! ~ of Dom Perginons for you for being so nise.

See you soon!! Love and Kisses, Pepper

:epper runs off to the spa to get hims facial and massage and XXX-tite permanent so that him can look real nise when he has lunch with the 'boys' on the yacht!!::::

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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)