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I were goink to report on da story ob Squashy's eyeboll issue but a much more delishus an juicy bit ob gossip haf come in to my email regardink hims big bruffer Gonzo.

Iffen we check hims hard drive, I bet we find dozens of deez pikshurs. Are deez legal...cud Gonzo go to jail?

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Gonzo haff been surfing the internet porno sites and this is proof of the pudding. I, for one, find it disgusting and sick, sick, sick. I think Gonzo need psychological help and the sooner, the bedder.

I all for the intervention and then let's stick Gonzo in the state hospital for the mentally insane and keep him away from computers or hims gonna be tainted furever.

No more porn sites, Gonzo!! This is an order.

and, p.s. pleeze stop posting photos of horrific-looking animuls on my computer. It making me nauseous....

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

OH my doodness --- cover da kittuns eyebolls for shure. Is dis cat sick or sumfin? We not sure whether to glow, be sad, or laff. Is you shure dis is a cat and not an ebil alien?

Poor kit -- I bet dere no mirrors in hims house cause ifns he strolled past dem, da mirrors wood break fur shure.

I dont fink da I wood worry too much about Gonzo tho. Dis does seem like a harmless enuf type of fetish, as long as him not surfink for uggy Kittens. But dese are cats what appear to be ob da age ob consent, so I gess it ok.

Wotefur floats your boat I always meow.

Ashums

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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares

Boooty is only skin deep dextuh. I don't tease you for beink an uggy kit and I still keep you as my friend, so why not this little whipper snapper of a kit. I am a luffer not a fighter and he is as much of a hotty as the next kit.

gonzo

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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

Dis culd be seriouous.

On da uddir paw it culd just be annudir one uf Pepper's spawns.

Baaaaahahaah.
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But it explains why I luff mojo so much.

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

You is uggy ififin you use uggy words. Uggy is as uggy says. THat is what I always say and I do always say that you know. Hotty is as hotty says. I always say that too. So iffin you talk honey you is honey. Iffin you talk vinegar that you make the perfect salad dressink.

gonzo da hamsome

godkit gonta gits youse fer dis Gonzo an if him dont I will! Youse jus jealous cause I cuterr den youse!

Moho, you misunderstands me. I luff you. I said I luff you. I gots da hots for you and I am warm for your form. You got the right stuff baby!

Luff,

Gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

I aint no homo sapienz!

Lookz jus like him. Heehe heh.

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Efury Shuld Hav A Extwa Cat

Dat kit iz my cuzzin. Dat wy I so meen.

Youse is all suspendid!

Iz it just me or haff we all been trapped inside somebuddy's nightmare here? Maybe that kit will wake up soon and free us all from this misery.

Now stop posting photos of that uggy kit. Him gots stringy furs and he iz freaking me out.

Love, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

>>>Now stop posting photos of that uggy kit. Him gots stringy furs and he iz freaking me out.

Looky heer folkz, a fing da moves dat Peppir no wantz to marry. I iz shocked! Shockked I tell youse!

>>Dat kit iz my cuzzin. Dat wy I so meen.>>

Dex feel awful....jus AWFUL!! It neffur occurred to him dat LesMis might be a baldink scragglebritches. Gonzo is right...Scragglebritches need luf too an Dex feel ashamed ob himsownself...da shame....da guilt!!!! Hims goink to turn ober a new leef. No more teasink ob drug addicted lookink kits what pose shamelessly fur catnip on shadey websites. No more gossip about hims scandal ridden buddies. (even though him know a doozy about Pepper) An no more neuticle jokes....NO MORE!!

Furthermore, Dex resign himsownself to be LesMiserables new board pet. Dat's right, LesMis can put him on da straight an narrow. She will help him clean up hims act.
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Dex not see Pepper's post before da last one an is now laffink so hard him goink to pee da chair.

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

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I posted again! I posted again!!!

naanaa booboo!!!!

gonzo
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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy

>>>>Hims goink to turn ober a new leef. No more teasink ob drug addicted lookink kits what pose shamelessly fur catnip on shadey websites. No more gossip about hims scandal ridden buddies. (even though him know a doozy about Pepper) An no more neuticle >>>jokes....NO MORE!!

And da forrk runned away wif da spoon.

>>>Furthermore, Dex resign himsownself to be LesMiserables new board pet. Dat's right, LesMis can put him on da straight an narrow. She will help him clean up hims act.

I no needz yer luff. I needs youse to shut yer pie hole.

Furhturmore, I iz not a shee I tolded youse dat I iz a hermaphrodootis which addz a hole new meeinkg to da wordz Go .. yerownself.

Youse iz suspendid. fwom mid air. MOLLMAO XYZ.

Cober da kittens eyebolls???? What about mine own eyebolls! Dat is one UGGY kitty! Matter of fakt, dat cat so uggy it make you wanna stare at doggie pictures all day. MOL!
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Munchie & the Catnip Crew

>>Cober da kittens eyebolls???? What about mine own eyebolls! Dat is one UGGY kitty! Matter of fakt, dat cat so uggy it make you wanna stare at doggie pictures all day. MOL!
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>>Munchie & the Catnip Crew

Atchur service!!