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Now da troof can be told.....
Monte an Oskar are da luffkits ob Pepper an Miss BoomBoom. Yes dat is da troof. Dem haf been liffink wif me since dem wuz kittuns an dey are bof big strong boykits now. Oskar is studyink Arcatekshur at Momo's Alma Mater, Hockenbeazor University an Monte is in da general studies program at hims papa Peppers Alma Mater,
Da University ob DUH.
Dey are bof furry good boys an look jus like dems papa.
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papa Peppers Alma Mater,
Da University ob DUH.
Harumph!! Berry Funny. NOT! I did NOT gradooate from the UD. I gradooated from the University of Hardee Har Har Har! Harumph! But that neither here nor there. What do matter is that the DNA testes cameded back and Monte and Oskar are in fact my biological twins with Miss BoOmbOOm whom I love with all my hart. She is the love of my life and I am thrilled to know that the Uff Dahs are our love childrenKits!!! They were conceived in luff, luff, luff.
I am so proud of those kits and they will go far if they have the jeans of they mama kit and of me. They iz pure breds. In every sense of the words.
I gonna go see Flea Bailey and file adoption papers so that I may gain sole and legal custody of Monte and Oskar today!!
Love, Pepper ::
roud papa of more childrens:::
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)
OOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo peppironi an me's LUFF childrin! I knew they wuld be wunnerful. No stretch marrks!!!!!!
What! More twins to split my inheritance with? I aint getting nuffing in the end. I know Pepper adopted me at a very young age cuz I was wandering the streets of the village smoking, drinking and hanging out in pool halls and skipping my schooling, but I never knew my real mommy and daddy. Don't you think it odd that I look so similar to Ms. Boom Booom? You think that maybe she might be my mommy?
goooznoneses
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>> Don't you think it odd that I look so similar to Ms. Boom Booom? You think that maybe she might be my mommy?>>
Hmmmm...come to fink ob it....
I fink we need more DNA tests!! It entirely possible dat Pepper haf sired MOST ob da village, Randy Pants wot he is.
Don't worry about da inheritance Gonzo. Da way Pepper manage hims funds, dere not likely to be much left anyway.
I would like to make clear for all here dat I am NOT a spawn ob Pepper. We haf not been related in any way shape or form. However, he did ask me to marry him once.
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>>I would like to make clear for all here dat I am NOT a spawn ob Pepper. We haf not been related in any way shape or form.
You are too oldd to be mine deery.
Ooooooooooooo but you ARE hansum!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
>>Dey are bof furry good boys an look jus like dems papa.>>
And dey haf der gwamma's tail.
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Dex I iz not one ob Peppurrs lovechildrens either, so you are safe dere Gonzo. But hims did ask me to marry hims as soon as we moofed into da village. I were quite shocked to say da least as I not dat kind ob a guy. I aint no fruitloop (copyright Giz, 2bazillion4). But den I goted to know Peppurr and found out dat him purrposes to eberyfing on 4 legs and a few others as well, so I quit worryink about it.
I do think da Mr. RandyPants purrobably da father ob about 1/2 da billage too. I not EVEN going to tink about it... it boggles da mind.
Ashums
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Meows and Headbonks
Hockenbeazor University
Ith dat da famuth Cherman Unipurrthity? Dat furry imprethif!
Thylvie
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