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Dear Daddy Pepper,

PS Here is my pikshur wot my roomate took dis mornink.

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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

Peppir, youse must be so prowd

BBBbbbahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Premium cat food, $1.49 a can
Bowl uf Poland Springs water, $.50
Warm bed to sleep in, Free
A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

>>Peppir, youse must be so prowd>>

PPS Is Uncle Geez still a smelly, cranky tightarse knowitall puritan?
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Dextuh - Kink ob da Scandahoovian Forest Minkys
Oskar & Monte - Da Mighty Uff Duh Twins

>>PPS Is Uncle Geez still a smelly, cranky tightarse knowitall puritan?
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I berry cleen! I also not a titearse or pureeteen. I just know it all an is cranky.

BBBBbbbbbahahaaaaaaaa
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Premium cat food, $1.49 a can
Bowl uf Poland Springs water, $.50
Warm bed to sleep in, Free
A perfekt tuxie such as myownself, Pwiceless

Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

OMG. My dir Monte Boy. Am I haffing an out-of-bodee experience here? Exactly 36 hours I barely recognized you name and not even knowed that you were my very own flesh and blood and now here you iz in reel life making my life miserable. You luk exactly like how I feel. But that neither here nor there.

I just hope you iz getting some kind of useful education there at Univ. of Duh. I hated to admit it the odder day but I was refused admission to that skool. No matter. Edoocation is highly over-rated.

Son, my boy, my little chip off the ol block. I cannot begin to tell you how proud I am of youse. You look exactly like me. Like we waz two cookies made from the same press. I beg you to not make the same mistakes I haff made over the past 26 years of my life. Shape Up, Boy!! That my advice. Do as I say and not as I do. Or something like that.

Advice #1: Pretend Giz the Nuthead is invisible. Ignore him. Him bad, bad noos. Him torture. Him reel bad noos. End of story.

Advice #2: Stay away from 100% silk. This haff gotted me in more truble than you can imagine. Stick to synthetics.

Advice #3: If you need money, ask Flea Bailey, Esq.. Him just gaveded me $10,000.00 yesserday for no reason!!! Him our good friend of the family and I can trust him wiff my life. Him got money to burn!! Ask the Flea for the cash.

Advice #4: Take care of you half-brudder, Gonzo. Him a good soul and can guide you in the right way. Gonzo should be a stoodent there at the UD also, so go look him up. He majoring in Clown Performing 101.

That all for now, dir son kit of mine. Now get up outta that toilet or bathtub or wherever you iz sleeping these days and make a good life for your ownself.

P.S. Where is you brudder, Oskar? You not mention him. I hope him not dangling still from the cord attach to the shower rod??

Love, Your Pappy, Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

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>>Advice #4: Take care of you half-brudder, Gonzo. Him a good soul and can guide you in the right way. Gonzo should be a stoodent there at the UD also, so go look him up. He majoring in Clown Performing 101.
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You aint my half brudder dood. I am your brudder one hundred purrcent. I don't know where he is getting the half stuff. I was dopted by him, you was dumped by him on someone else. That still makes us foool brothers. Don't go looking for me at the school either. I dropped out years and years and years ago, but I just didn't tell pepper cuz I am using the tuition checks just for my own pleasure of sorts. A kit has to have a little extra fun money you know. What Pepper don't know won't hurt him. Iffin it makes him happy to think I am the scholarly type, then so be it.

goosenose

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Gonzo, WoooLee, Stumpy and Squashy