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Dat it! I warrrrrrrrrrrrrned youse kits dat havink too mutch fun is NOT AKKCEPTIBLE! Now I turn my bak a few minutez an lookit all da fun you hafink! Cut da cwap!

Cut da cwap
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mol, how do you do dis?

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ZOE
New York Cat

Cut da cwap
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mol, how do you do dis?

Zoe, Put the crap in the microwave oven for 10 minutes and then cut it using a serated knife.

Love Pepper
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

EWWWWWW ---- We not nefur cut da crap afore..., we haff cut da cheese a time or two tho.....

Ashums
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Meows and Headbonks

Ash, Zade and Antares

>>Zoe, Put the crap in the microwave oven for 10 minutes and then cut it using a serated knife.

ROTFMOTO!!!!!!!!
Poivre, you a furry funny kit!
Minuet....um, Mousetti....um, Minihaha....um, Pou
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>>Put the crap in the microwave oven for 10 minutes and then cut it using a serated knife.
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Dat no worrk wif MY poop. It way too gushy. I gess dat more informashion den youse wanted.

:: Poki and Tita bofe tern gween awound da gills and simultaneously hock up dere dinner...
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

>>:: Poki and Tita bofe tern gween awound da gills and simultaneously hock up dere dinner...
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>> * Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

::Vinny look down at wat da hulas harfed up:::

Yup. Dat looks jus like my poop.

Deer Le Mis,

Go suck an egg!

:: Poki an Tita ROFMOL in sheer joy ob aww da FUN dey is habbing!
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

>>:: Poki an Tita ROFMOL in sheer joy ob aww da FUN dey is habbing!

:::Vinny peer owt fwom hidink behinnd da door. Him spot Poki an Tita an slink ober to dem:::

Kin....Kin...Kin I haf fun too???? An doez I hafta take a bathe furst?

Hey Vinny, sure yu can join da FUN, and yu can haff fun as yu are, yu duzzent haff to take a bafe furst.

:: Poki touch Vinny on da shoulder and say "Tag! Yur it!" Den he runs...
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

>>Hey Vinny, sure yu can join da FUN, and yu can haff fun as yu are, yu duzzent haff to take a bafe furst.
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>>:: Poki touch Vinny on da shoulder and say "Tag! Yur it!" Den he runs...
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>> * Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

::Vinny screeeeeeetch an tak off aftur da hulas:::

Hulas! Hulas! We gots to git on da yacht wif da uddirs an Saiiiiilllllllll!!! How we gonta gits der???

Why Vinny, da answer to dat is awmost too eezy. We gonna meet dem in our Hawaiian CATamaran! MOL We gonna pick yu up and den sail down da Hudson to da Atwantic Oshun and meet dems reel Hawaiian style. We may eefin do a bit ob surfing in da CAT on da way! What do yu fink ob dat?
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* Poki and Mrs. Tita Pita - The Hulakits *

Put the crap in the microwave oven for 10 minutes and then cut it using a serated knife.
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MOL - gee, deze Crap Hor D'orves look fantastic!

After they are nuked, I'll put them on the murano platter and serve them as we sail on the yacht.

Hulas - don't sit on that egg too long! mol.
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ZOE
New York Cat