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Where iz you? You hubbykit, Giz DaElder Nutball, is wooking for youse.

Love, The Kit of Whom You Do Not Know...
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Pepper (one, fine, little dood)

BunnyNala deplanes from the private jet lookink like a million bucks...literally. She has on a new Prada dress ($5,998.99) and new Manolos ($4593.67). Wow, who knew a shoppink spree in Paris and London could be so egghaustink? Honey Bunches of Whole Grains and Flax Seed sees the limo and hurries over. All of her purrchases haff been loadid on a semi.
"Oh I can't wait fur Giz to see hims new Gucci soots. And I wuz in sutch a goot mood I even boughtid Peppir designer hankies!"
Bunny starts hummink while waitink to pull into the driveway of Manse da Elder.
" I sure did miss my widdle razzberry torte. I wonder what's been goink on in my absence."

Snikers Bar! I missed youse! Youse look smashink!!!

Peppir crashedd da yacht into a ice berg. Uddir den dat efuryting is fine.
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Gettink Kickeded Downstairs Not Goot Fer Resume But Who Wantz To Work?

Peppir crashedd da yacht into a ice berg.

Jaysus.